# How old are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 9, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641 "2013-01-09T16:52:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/1 "2013-01-09T16:52:32Z")

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Just curious how the Dope is spread out, age-wise. I’m 47.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/2 "2013-01-09T16:56:05Z")

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I’m 50-54.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/3 "2013-01-09T16:56:53Z")

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“Old enough to fart dust” isn’t on the list.

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**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/4 "2013-01-09T17:03:19Z")

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I’ll be 59 in a couple of weeks.

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**Author:** ![jools](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@jools](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jools)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/5 "2013-01-09T17:04:46Z")

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I’m in the 45-49 category for a little while… and I’m going to enjoy it as much as I can!

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/6 "2013-01-09T17:07:06Z")

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I’ll be 44 at the end of the month.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Accident](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Mr.Accident](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Accident)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/7 "2013-01-09T17:41:54Z")

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1. I’ll be 32 in July. I still find it hard to believe I’m in my 30s already.

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**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/8 "2013-01-09T17:57:44Z")

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27… The new teenage years of the Dope.

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/9 "2013-01-09T18:01:15Z")

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If I live to celebrate it I will be 50 in November - on\*\* Día de los Muertos\*\*… **Day of the Dead**.

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/10 "2013-01-09T18:02:42Z")

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> [@Mr.Accident](#):
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> 1. I’ll be 32 in July. I still find it hard to believe I’m in my 30s already.

Hey, I am three days into my 33rd year and I still can’t believe it. :eek:

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/11 "2013-01-09T20:49:12Z")

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Sent from my SGH-i677 using Board Express

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**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/12 "2013-01-09T20:59:25Z")

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Just made it into 50-54. I hit the double nickles in a month.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Weeping\_Wyvern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@Weeping\_Wyvern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weeping_Wyvern)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/13 "2013-01-09T21:07:58Z")

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Twenty and a half. I’m such a small child.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/14 "2013-01-09T22:06:23Z")

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Born in 1959, so 50-54 range.

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/15 "2013-01-09T22:10:10Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Hey, I am three days into my 33rd year and I still can’t believe it. :eek:

In another 119 days, you should have a party. With real record albums on a turntable. 😉

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**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/16 "2013-01-09T22:24:07Z")

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I will be 55 in February.  
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway. 😃

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/17 "2013-01-09T22:39:26Z")

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49 in May. Looking forward to my first colonoscopy next year. Yay!

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/18 "2013-01-09T22:41:19Z")

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> [@Waxwinged](#):
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> 27.. The new teenage years of the Dope.

Hey, me too!

> [@scootergirl](#):
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> If I live to celebrate it I will be 50 in November - on\*\* Día de los Muertos\*\*… **Day of the Dead**.

Día de los Muertos, the holiday with the most metal sounding name.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/19 "2013-01-09T22:45:44Z")

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Huh, this is surprising somehow I always imagined the average doper was in their 20’s

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-are-you/646641/20 "2013-01-09T22:52:57Z")

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Yeah, we skew _old_ and foolish here. 🙂

Me, I’m 49. No comment on foolishness…

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