# How old is old, or Relativitiy in the MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [August 3, 2015, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869 "2015-08-03T09:46:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/221 "2015-08-07T21:31:35Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Dindin shall be hotdawgs, slaw, and chips. Are you a member of the mustard and sauerkraut only society? ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/222 "2015-08-07T21:36:52Z")
I made some clay things earlier today. They’re drying now. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/223 "2015-08-07T21:59:06Z")
> [@flytrap](#): > > Are you a member of the mustard and sauerkraut only society? Sauerkraut is acceptable only on a Reuben. Other than that, it is an abomination. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/224 "2015-08-07T22:26:21Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Sauerkraut is acceptable only on a Reuben. Other than that, it is an abomination. I can’t speak to you anymore, swampy. You don’t like sauerkraut. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/225 "2015-08-07T22:46:30Z")
Stooopit mainframe apparently has a Friday Afternoon detector as it’s already knocked off early for the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/226 "2015-08-07T23:43:49Z")
> [@Catamount](#): > > I can’t speak to you anymore, swampy. You don’t like sauerkraut. I agree with the Ursine One on that subject. ICK!!! Home from irk, dreading Monday, with supervisor having his normal day off, lead on vacation, and sweet capable assistant lead having been transferred to another department. This leaves us with Drama Diva assistant lead (who claims to not WANT to be a lead, but sure enjoys bossing everyone around. I think she just doesn’t want to be responsible for the results) and Princess Instant Expert (who thought she knew everything about the job in ONE WEEK, and now thinks SHE’S a lead, which she is NOT), plus Ms. Anger Non-Management, and other annoyances. Much chocolate will be needed. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/227 "2015-08-08T00:03:56Z")
As this cool, damp, dreary day winds down, I’m going to veg a bit. We watched the last episode of The Daily Show and I haz a sad. ☹ _ **mwah…** _ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/228 "2015-08-08T00:09:47Z")
We shall now retire to the bedroom to watch teevee etc until sleepy time. I get to go mow over to the church house tomorrow mornin’ so I need to be all rested up to sit on my butt on a lawnmower for a couple of hours. **BigKitty** except for a Reuben sauerkraut does not like me. If’n I eat it any other way the results are very explosive, loud, and stinky. Nitey Nite Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/229 "2015-08-08T00:36:16Z")
I am ashamed to admit… Sauerkraut Anonymous. Hello, my name is Carnivorousplant, and being married to a Yankee, I came to like…_shudder_…sauerkraut on hotdogs. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/230 "2015-08-08T00:43:41Z")
I love sauerkraut! I drink the juice! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/231 "2015-08-08T01:22:42Z")
At least there are some people around here with taste. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/232 "2015-08-08T01:28:09Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > No, but, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me. Just for that, you shall now be stoned, &…&…& we shall spit in your eye! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/233 "2015-08-08T02:14:13Z")
And on that note I’m going to bed so I can spend the weekend being all historic and interesting. See ya Sunday night. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/234 "2015-08-08T02:15:16Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Just for that, you shall now be stoned, &…&…& we shall spit in your eye! :eek: Like a cobra in a tree just at eye level? 😛 (Sorry - Leviticus made me type that.) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/235 "2015-08-08T02:28:47Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > (Sorry - Leviticus made me type that.) It also tells you not to have tattoos. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/236 "2015-08-08T02:40:02Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > It also tells you not to have tattoos. 🙂 Then how do we know when the planes are coming? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/237 "2015-08-08T02:42:34Z")
Sauerkraut is weird for me. I like stuff cooked in sauerkraut but I don’t like sauerkraut. Except every now and the I get a craving, but I can’t eat it by itself. There has to be some pork or something on the fork with it. The Eastern European side of the family eats sauerkraut soup. I’m more than happy to give somebody else my share. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/238 "2015-08-08T03:05:50Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Then how do we know when the planes are coming? 😕 So, you are a Cargo Cult worshiper? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/239 "2015-08-08T06:25:37Z")
kimchi - sauerkraut with a bad attitude. ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869/240 "2015-08-08T10:33:32Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > kimchi - sauerkraut with a bad attitude. According to my dad, kimchi is rotten sauerkraut. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-old-is-old-or-relativitiy-in-the-mmp/726869.md?page=13)