Don’t know much about pedantry,
Don’t know much biology,
Don’t know much about the science schtick,
Don’t know much about the nits I pick.
But I do know how to cite a source,
And I know if you post on Discourse,
What a wonderful world this would be.
Well done!
and Skullduggery
Pretty reliable indeed. Messages post instantly and are almost never lost to glitch. (Unlike our old format up to the year 2020, which would time-out glitch all the time. This post-2020 one has been great.)
Very solid on all fronts.
Thank you.
I couldn’t think of anything SDMB-related for the second line.
The last line is in the subjunctive, while the rest are not, which vaguely irritates me.
Any suggestions?
(I’m an auditor. I get paid to be anal-retentive.)
Well, a few quick ones for Line 2:
Don’t know why some posters can’t agree
Don’t know much about a warning spree
Don’t know much about a ban decree
I wouldn’t worry about the subjunctive in the last line. It brings the whole thing back to the song it’s based on. If somebody didn’t know what song it was based on before, they will at the end.
Hope this helps!
Ah! This is a winner! 
Which reminds me that another weapon is “witty humor”.
Don’t know much about pedantry,
Don’t know why some posters can’t agree.
Don’t know much about the science schtick,
Don’t know much about the nits I pick.
But I do know how to cite a source,
And I know if you’d post in Discourse,
What a wonderful world this would be.
Ah, that’s much better.
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