# How screwed up are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 17, 2002, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464 "2002-06-17T04:57:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/21 "2002-06-17T12:11:58Z")
Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low I coulda swore I was screweder-up than that… ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/22 "2002-06-17T12:13:54Z")
**Low** all the way down the line… But there were too many questionable questions - Yes/No answers didn’t always fit. Still, I’m so mellow and easy-going most of the time, my results weren’t a surprise to me at all. ---
**Author:** ![kitarak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kitarak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitarak)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/23 "2002-06-17T12:56:59Z")
Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate It’s not _entirely_ wrong, but yeah - The test is pretty bad. ---
**Author:** ![Clever\_Hans](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9a28c/32.png) [@Clever\_Hans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clever_Hans)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/24 "2002-06-17T13:43:22Z")
Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low hmmm, figured narcissistic would have been higher than that. Cept for the whole avoidance thing of Schizotypal it didn’t hit far from the mark. Later I’ll let one of the voices take the test. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/25 "2002-06-17T14:10:18Z")
Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Bloody pop ups. ---
**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/26 "2002-06-17T14:16:28Z")
I’m a Schizotypal Histrionic! I scored high on those, and low on everything else. Could I at least have scored some moderate narcissism, or something? Sheesh. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/27 "2002-06-17T14:29:12Z")
Results: Disorder Rating Information Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Not too bad I suppose. . . . 😛 ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/28 "2002-06-17T14:40:35Z")
Low for everything except histrionic (high) and narcissitic (medium). It’s absurd to think I’m histrionic! I’m perfect! ---
**Author:** ![Opengrave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/919ad9/32.png) [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/29 "2002-06-17T16:17:58Z")
Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: High I was shocked. Most everyone I know says I am WAY paraniod. I used to be really antisocial but I’m lots better about that now that I have stopped drinking. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/30 "2002-06-17T16:30:37Z")
Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Very High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate ---
**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/31 "2002-06-17T18:34:19Z")
Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Not _nearly_ as messed up as I thought I’d be… ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/32 "2002-06-17T21:12:06Z")
Paranoid: High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: Low Borderline: Very High Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Very High Dependent: Very High Obsessive-Compulsive: High Gee, I wonder why on earth I’m single?!? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![flyboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@flyboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flyboy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/33 "2002-06-17T23:04:33Z")
Also Low’s across the board for me. But I’ll second **pravnik’s** “But I don’t feel that well adjusted…” ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/34 "2002-06-17T23:08:01Z")
Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Moderate Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Low So, apparently, I like to avoid social contact by attempting to be the center of attention? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/35 "2002-06-18T00:00:03Z")
Disorder: Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low Perhaps the reason I’m proud of my score underlines what my score was…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/36 "2002-06-18T00:04:20Z")
Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Low :eek: I’m dangerous! Well, who wants to meet _me_ at a Dopefest? ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/37 "2002-06-18T02:08:16Z")
Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: High Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate Eh, it could be worse. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/38 "2002-06-18T03:55:19Z")
Paranoid: High Schizoid: Very High Schizotypal: Very High Antisocial: High Borderline: Moderate Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Very High ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/39 "2002-06-18T03:57:50Z")
Yes! I seem to be the looniest so far. That made my day. ---
**Author:** ![Com2Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Com2Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Com2Kid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464/40 "2002-06-18T04:08:27Z")
I _LOVE_ these. 😉 Paranoid: Very High click for info Schizoid: High click for info Schizotypal: Very High click for info Antisocial: Low click for info Borderline: Moderate click for info Histrionic: High click for info Narcissistic: Very High click for info Avoidant: High click for info Dependent: Moderate click for info Obsessive-Compulsive: High click for info [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-screwed-up-are-you/114464.md?page=3)