# How should I pass the next hour and 45 minutes?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-i-pass-the-next-hour-and-45-minutes/250389>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 14, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-i-pass-the-next-hour-and-45-minutes/250389 "2004-06-14T23:25:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-i-pass-the-next-hour-and-45-minutes/250389/21 "2004-06-15T05:21:35Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> yeah, the 15th is a pig the first couple of times…but what I can’t work out is that they all _seem_ to be possible to hole-in-one - except for the last. There’s no inclines, so it’s pure geometry. 😕

I just rediscovered that game… and holed-in-one one the 18th!

Final score 32. Not bad considering it’s been 2-odd years.

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**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-i-pass-the-next-hour-and-45-minutes/250389/22 "2004-06-15T05:42:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> When I’m stuck in meetings, I plan the perfect murder. The rules are that it has to be someone you know, you have to get away completely, no getting hauled in for questioning, and you can’t do or make or buy anything you normally couldn’t. Like time machines or flying to another country to buy a gun if you couldn’t normally afford to do so.

Booooring!

When I plan murders, the setting is a crowded place, like a school or a train station. The victim is minding his own business when I sneak up on him. Then, I tap his shoulder to get him to turn around. As soon as he does, I use my telekenetic powers to melt his skin off his body, causing him unbelievable agony until death mercifully takes his scorched body. Then I nonchalantly walk out of the place, ignoring the public’s reaction to the guy’s death, and using the same telekenetic powers to melt the bullets of the cops who are shooting at me before they reach me.  
I’m evil.

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**Author:** ![flamingbananas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f4b2a3/32.png) [@flamingbananas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flamingbananas)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-i-pass-the-next-hour-and-45-minutes/250389/23 "2004-06-15T05:59:13Z")

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_ahem_ Well now. I played…and…I got…_ahem_ an 87.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-i-pass-the-next-hour-and-45-minutes/250389/24 "2004-06-15T13:04:42Z")

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> [@flamingbananas](#):
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> _ahem_ Well now. I played…and…I got…_ahem_ an 87.

You’ll be happy to know someone is worse than you. 😛

I got an 88.

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**Author:** ![store-clerk-slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-i-pass-the-next-hour-and-45-minutes/250389/25 "2004-06-15T14:17:31Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> No, no no. :smack: What did it look like?

Ohhh!!! 😃

It was the one that was shaped like a square and in each end had an incline with the hole in the middle.

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