# How should Negan be executed? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 25, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776 "2017-10-25T01:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/1 "2017-10-25T01:38:14Z")
At first, I thought Maggie shooting him. Then I thought Maggie shooting him a little bit at a time while he is in a cage. Left hand, right hand, feet, elbows, knees. To amputate to prevent gangrene or not? At length, my favorite is sharpening the handle of the baseball bat, screwing Lucille to a post, and impaling Negan a la Vlad the Impaler twenty feet in the air with Lucille in his rectum. Give him foot support or some way to stay alive for a while as Lucille eats into his guts. People good laugh at him and sing, “You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille”, or the song could be blasted to him as “Easy Street” was to Daryl. What is your favored method? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/2 "2017-10-25T02:41:02Z")
Well, comic book fans already know… They DON’T kill Negan. They lock him up and keep him isolated forever. Personally, I’d kill him fast and get it over with… if I hadn’t lost interest in the show completely shortly after Negan entered the scene. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/3 "2017-10-25T02:50:05Z")
I haven’t gotten to see it yet, but man, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s third season gets DARK. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/4 "2017-10-25T04:03:35Z")
Make him live in servitude to the garbage queen, bowl cut girl, I forget her name. Oh, I guess that’s not execution though, but worse, maybe? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/5 "2017-10-25T12:21:57Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I haven’t gotten to see it yet, but man, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s third season gets DARK. Who is Crazy Ex-Girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/6 "2017-10-25T13:29:48Z")
Have Izzie cut his LVAD “wire”. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/7 "2017-10-25T13:32:31Z")
Have a big blond guy beat him up and throw him out a 30-story window. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/8 "2017-10-25T13:42:01Z")
I like that, Eugene could give him one of those suicide pills, easy peasey, done deal! ---
**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/9 "2017-10-26T23:20:22Z")
A [scaphism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism)scene would raise the bar, even for TWD. Well I guess it would need to be a handful of scenes over time. So gross I feel like I should two-click the link.:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/10 "2017-10-26T23:53:13Z")
I don’t care, but I want it over as soon as possible. I love Jeffrey Dean Morgan, but Negan has been a misfire of a character for me. There is no way one of his own people wouldn’t have killed him. He’s so annoying and arrogant. He’s a huge douchebag. I think Rick should have him at the point of death. Maggie walks in and just shoots him and walks out. No joy in revenge or justice, just has to be done. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/11 "2017-10-27T00:12:16Z")
Nah, too easy. He should be tortured, but that will only cause the fan-girls to go crazy, and want redemption for him. I dont think he can be redeemed in the story arc. Rick-tator needs to finish him somehow. Or maybe Carol can blow him to smithereens with the bazooka thing-y? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2017, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/12 "2017-10-27T00:48:25Z")
> [@Peanut\_Gallery](#): > > A [scaphism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism)scene would raise the bar, even for TWD. Well I guess it would need to be a handful of scenes over time. So gross I feel like I should two-click the link.:eek: Dude! You nailed it! ---
**Author:** ![doorhinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a5b964/32.png) [@doorhinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doorhinge)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/13 "2017-10-28T06:00:31Z")
Negan should become a doctor, marry Maggie, and then the pair should be gunned down in front of their 10 year old son, Bruce. That would be good television. (At least that could be shown on television.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2017, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/14 "2017-10-28T06:30:30Z")
Negan needs to get a spin-off show. Oh, oh,they send him to the seaside ladies, and use him just to impregnate many women so they can repopulate the world ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/15 "2017-10-29T00:47:25Z")
Don’t they still have zombies in that show? Why don’t they just give him to the zombies? Or are they afraid that he’ll organize them and lead them in a new world order? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2017, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-should-negan-be-executed/799776/16 "2017-10-29T01:13:56Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Or are they afraid that he’ll organize them and lead them in a new world order? I would not be surprised. Instead of “brains…brains…” It would be “Lucille…Lucille…”