# How smart are you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 17, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902 "2003-10-17T00:46:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/1 "2003-10-17T00:46:24Z")

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This may be old news, but I found this I/Q test page… Lots of I/Q tests  
[url=http://www.eskimo.com/~miyaguch/]here[/url

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/2 "2003-10-17T00:49:41Z")

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Oops. I even previewed. Try this again, if I don’t get it right, I’ll take the I/Q test page out of my bookmarks. 🙂 [urlhttp://www.eskimo.com/~miyaguch/]here it is  
I’m crossing my fingers

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/3 "2003-10-17T00:51:24Z")

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Ok, My I/Q is about 10 today! [here](http://www.eskimo.com/~miyaguch/)

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/4 "2003-10-17T00:58:16Z")

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Well, I’m not about to take another IQ test - I got all excited scoring a 134 IQ on one, and then my husband took the same test and scored 135. And I’ll be damned if he’s smarter!

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**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/5 "2003-10-17T01:03:22Z")

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I’ve taken a few tests, and my IQ is about 120±10.

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/6 "2003-10-17T01:05:39Z")

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My smarts is at least **thiiiiis** big: --\> \<–

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/7 "2003-10-17T01:16:30Z")

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My IQ is apple

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/8 "2003-10-17T01:17:46Z")

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My IQ feels fuzzy.

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**Author:** ![Amy881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Amy881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy881)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/9 "2003-10-17T04:26:26Z")

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What’s IQ again? 😉

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/10 "2003-10-17T04:28:40Z")

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[Ralph]  
My IQ smells like cat food.  
[/Ralph]

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/11 "2003-10-17T05:00:11Z")

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How do you spell IQ?

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**Author:** ![Amy881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Amy881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy881)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/12 "2003-10-17T05:03:30Z")

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I think its spelt…“I”… ummm… “Q”.

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/13 "2003-10-17T05:15:11Z")

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I think I accidentally swallowed mine.

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**Author:** ![Amy881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Amy881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy881)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/14 "2003-10-17T05:23:22Z")

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What’d it taste like, luluBahrain?

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/15 "2003-10-17T05:30:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Amy881 \*  
> \*\*I think its spelt…“I”… ummm… “Q”. \*\*

Hah. No, it’s “ai cue.”

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/16 "2003-10-17T05:34:06Z")

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It tasted like maple sausage.

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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/17 "2003-10-17T05:34:54Z")

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My IQ can beat up your IQ.

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**Author:** ![Amy881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Amy881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy881)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/18 "2003-10-17T05:41:25Z")

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Mmmm…maple sausage. Yum! (No pun intended for **Yum** blie.)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/19 "2003-10-17T05:50:53Z")

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You think we are not smart.

We are smart.

We look for things.

Things to make us go.

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**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/20 "2003-10-17T05:53:37Z")

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things to make us go hhhhmmmmmmm

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