# How smart are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902 "2003-10-17T00:46:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/21 "2003-10-17T05:55:17Z")
I didn’t even take the test cuz it always comes up 135. And then they start sending you a bunch of f-in e-mails… ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/22 "2003-10-17T05:58:41Z")
OK, OK, I’m a nerd; I like to take tests. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Amy881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Amy881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy881)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/23 "2003-10-17T06:18:19Z")
Picunurse, wanna take my Pharmacy College Admissions Test for me next Saturday? Please? Only on one condition though, you have to pass it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/24 "2003-10-17T06:23:55Z")
Who needs brains when you have good looks and money? Well, good looks anyway. Well, I’m not hideous at least. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/25 "2003-10-17T12:33:49Z")
Brain and _brain_. What is _BRAIN?_ ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/26 "2003-10-17T12:44:53Z")
My IQ is .0000099 ---
**Author:** ![GregE625](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b77776/32.png) [@GregE625](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GregE625)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/27 "2003-10-17T12:58:27Z")
I’m very sure that I am not as smart as I think I am, whatever the test results may say. I visit this board on occasion just to humble myself. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/28 "2003-10-17T13:12:29Z")
Brains? Good looks? Money? I _am_ in trouble… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/29 "2003-10-17T13:46:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*Brains? Good looks? Money? > > I _am_ in trouble… \*\* Oh, sweetie, but you’re an excellent flirt … ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/30 "2003-10-17T14:19:55Z")
Why thank you, \*_twicks_! With such beautiful and flirt-worthy women as yourself on the boards, it’s clear that brains, good looks, and money are over-rated. Text skills are where it’s at. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/31 "2003-10-17T14:29:02Z")
**picunurse** , which test on that page are we supposed to take? There are several on that page and while I may not be brilliant I’m not dumb enough to PAY to be told it when there are so many people here willing to do it for free. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/32 "2003-10-17T15:00:02Z")
I tried to take it, but the website blew up. What does that mean? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/33 "2003-10-17T15:02:46Z")
D’oh! [sub]Obviously I need to work on those text skills as well…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/34 "2003-10-17T15:07:25Z")
It’s okay, **Sunspace** – I said you were a great flirt, not a great coder. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/35 "2003-10-17T15:15:54Z")
I may not be a great coder, but by the Goddess I can draw! So… would you like to come over and see my… drawings? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/36 "2003-10-17T15:18:06Z")
My IQ test came back positive for controlled substances! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/37 "2003-10-17T16:05:16Z")
'Ow sma’t am I? Blimey, I’m a genius! Woy, I’ve got moah brines in me li’le fingah than I’ve got in me 'hole head! ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/38 "2003-10-17T17:18:37Z")
**Bill H** > [@](#): > > \*\*Well, I’m not hideous at least. \*\* No you aren’t 😉 And you _will_ be famous, I do see the future. 🙂 **Amy881** > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amy881 \* > \*\*Picunurse, wanna take my Pharmacy College Admissions Test for me next Saturday? Please? Only on one condition though, you have to pass it. 🙂 \*\* I _could_ ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/39 "2003-10-17T17:24:17Z")
My IQ is 3[sup]4[/sup]. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Amy881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@Amy881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy881)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902/40 "2003-10-17T19:05:23Z")
**picunurse** > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by picunurse \* > \*\*I _could_ \*\* Really??? _jumps up and down_ That would mean I could spend my next week not cramming and studying. Although not like cramming and studying would help…given my extraordinarily low IQ.:smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-smart-are-you/207902.md?page=3)