# How straight are you? (a quiz for guys) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 6, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367 "2001-02-06T17:06:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/21 "2001-02-06T20:30:06Z")
I scored a 36, Level 2… but my **real** question, is how **thinksnow** came upon this quiz… Do you frequent [straightacting.com](http://straightacting.com)? Or maybe you mistyped straight_dope_.com one day… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/22 "2001-02-06T20:30:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Your score is 171 > > LEVEL 8 – EXTREMELY FEMININE > > You got it, you flaunt it. You don’t even try to hide it. You want the world to know that you are proud of who you are and if it means two snaps with a ‘you go girlfriend’ then so be it. Life is too short to be someone you’re not, and you’ll be damned if you’re going to suppress your girlish charm for anyone. And I’ve never even seen “Titanic” or “The Bridges of Madison County!” ---
**Author:** ![Davidbw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@Davidbw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davidbw1)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/23 "2001-02-06T20:34:36Z")
Straight enough not to need a little quiz to tell me that i’m straight ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/24 "2001-02-06T20:37:18Z")
Hey, I got a level 1 too… wanna go out and celebrate, Sk8? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/25 "2001-02-06T20:59:23Z")
Four guys got Level 1, two of us are gay. I wonder what, if any, significance that has. ---
**Author:** ![dublos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f08c70/32.png) [@dublos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dublos)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/26 "2001-02-06T21:04:13Z")
\*And My score… \* > [@](#): > > Your score is 50 > > LEVEL 3 – MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING > > You lead a normal everyday life and it’s ‘no questions asked’ as people just assume you are straight. Every once and awhile a very aware person might notice something that causes them to think ‘fem’ but it’s a fleeting thought because you turn around and surprise them with more masculine traits before they even have time to fully analyze the last one. Well, ok, I like bubble bath’s and I don’t care what ya think about it. -Doug ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/27 "2001-02-06T21:06:50Z")
Hmm level 5 score of 84 somewhat feminine I find this amusing. I’m not gay hmmm I think they need to rework this quiz considering I’m a manly man 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/28 "2001-02-06T21:07:53Z")
I got a 94. Somewhat feminine. I guess that means I get o join the ambiguously gay duo of Spiritus Mundi, and Dr. Matrix. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/29 "2001-02-06T21:12:01Z")
Your score is 42 LEVEL 3 – **MOSTLY** STRAIGHT ACTING Which explains why I feel I have to sometimes suffix a statement like “I love to watch _Antiques Roadshow_” with “but I AM straight.” ---
**Author:** ![Lowellster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Lowellster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lowellster)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/30 "2001-02-06T21:12:41Z")
I chalked up a 34. About what I would’ve guessed for myself. Amusing, or at least more so than work. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/31 "2001-02-06T21:24:16Z")
Score 25 LEVEL 2 – VERY STRAIGHT ACTING You are incredibly butch! You are so straight your manhood has a manhood. Nancy boys need not apply. Sissies steer clear! Your lumbering swagger frightens small animals and children. Arnold Schwartznegger and Brue Willis are Fire Island cabana boys compared to you. You have no feminine side. You are THE MAN! GRUNT!! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/32 "2001-02-06T21:26:53Z")
7: Very Feminine. (Duh.) ---
**Author:** ![six-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@six-o](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six-o)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/33 "2001-02-06T21:45:18Z")
Your score is 98 LEVEL 5 – SOMEWHAT FEMININE Your Mom already knows. Smart girls in the office already know that you like to sleep with men. Your straight acting traits are few and far between as your feminine traits start to surface. You tend to be a real sensitive guy that gets along great with the female posse at work. Ok, so I’m a straight dude, but maybe this explains why guys are always hitting on me, or thinking that I’m hitting on them. I do cross my legs with one knee over the other, and yes I have alot of friend-girls, but c’mon I’ve never had any sexual interactions with men. What gives? 1B 2B 3C 4AB 5A 6E 7CDEF 8AB 9ABCD 10F 11B 12G 13ABCDEF (this one hurt me, I’m sure, but I didn’t select Home Decorating!) 14C 15CEK 16 17AG 18B 19ACE 20A 21BC 22ABCE 23AE 24CD 25A What did I do wrong? We did nothing wrong! [A Few Good Men] ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/34 "2001-02-06T21:45:39Z")
Didn’t we already have this thread before? Without getting into how much I _loathe_ the term “straight-acting,” I’ll bite and let you know how I did: > [@](#): > > Your score is 140 > > **LEVEL 7 – VERY FEMININE** > > It’s kinda assumed ‘Oh, yeah he’s gay’. Your consistent behavior leads anyone you come in contact with to think that you’re more than likely a fun loving homo boy. You’re the life of the party and your hands are moving and talking as much as your mouth. You clothes are so perfect that sometimes they look fake. Huh. Nothing there to be ashamed of - fun-loving, life of the party, perfect clothes. I don’t get what the big deal is… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/35 "2001-02-06T22:40:36Z")
Well, I don’t know what to make of this, but I’m a straight guy who scored Level 7: equal to distinguished SDMB gay-boys **Esprix** and **matt\_mcl**. Okay, now for the backpedaling: My eyebrows grow together if I don’t pluck between them! It’s hard to keep dogs in the city…that’s why I’m a cat person. As for the Nair…doesn’t everyone experiment when they’re young? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/36 "2001-02-06T22:53:51Z")
Another straight guy that hit level seven! It’s no doubt, I rock. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/37 "2001-02-06T23:03:17Z")
In steps (one of) the bi guy(s): Your score is 66 LEVEL 4 – SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING Hmm . . . ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/38 "2001-02-06T23:06:55Z")
My husband is: > [@](#): > > Your score is 78 > > LEVEL 4 – SOMEWHAT STRAIGHT ACTING I always thought he was more femine than that. I guess it is who you hang around. With my male friends, Chris is more on the femine side. But that’s what makes him great to be with. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/39 "2001-02-06T23:11:58Z")
"Your score is 118 LEVEL 6 – MOSTLY FEMININE People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you." ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367/40 "2001-02-06T23:15:38Z")
> [@](#): > > I guess that means I get o join the ambiguously gay duo of Spiritus Mundi, and Dr. Matrix. C’mon in, **Scylla**. The bathwater is juuuuuuust right. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-straight-are-you-a-quiz-for-guys/53367.md?page=3)