# How to avoid those pesky erections. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 30, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570 "2002-04-30T22:30:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/41 "2002-05-03T23:38:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cheezit \* > **IN…OUT…REPEAT**. Continue until problem has disapated. \*\* Best suggestion yet. Always effective, at least for a few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![happyheathen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5e925/32.png) [@happyheathen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/happyheathen)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/42 "2002-05-04T02:03:53Z")
Lorena Bobbit ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/43 "2002-05-04T07:52:31Z")
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/44 "2002-05-04T11:59:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Billy Baroo \* > \*\* > > Hahahah! Wasn’t me. > > One thing I do know: spreading your bare buttcheeks, squatting on someone’s face, and farting, is called a Pressed Ham. I did that to a kid with asthma when I was 8. Is asthma considered a handicap? \*\* I thought pressed ham was when you mooned somebody with your bare ass pressed against the car window. 😃 😃 Not that this will help you get rid of a woody.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/45 "2002-05-04T12:49:23Z")
I just think about… …typewriters. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/46 "2002-05-04T20:50:16Z")
Imagining and even chanting “bloody puppies” always worked for me. Just have to remember not to say it out loud or else people might think you are a bit off. Especially if you are attempting to use this manuver to extend your performance in the sack . . . you wouldn’t believe how fast screaming “bloody puppies” in the middle of the act will kill the mood. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/47 "2002-05-04T23:22:27Z")
I find typewriters extremely sexy, I don’t know why you wouldnt. ---
**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2002, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570/48 "2002-05-05T01:44:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chrome Spot \* > \*\*I thought pressed ham was when you mooned somebody with your bare ass pressed against the car window. > 😃 😃 > Not that this will help you get rid of a woody.:rolleyes: \*\* Nay, thats streaking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-avoid-those-pesky-erections/106570.md?page=2)