# How to be a Liberal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-a-liberal/15034>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 22, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-a-liberal/15034 "2000-03-22T16:13:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![idiotboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@idiotboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/idiotboy)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-a-liberal/15034/21 "2000-03-22T19:51:00Z")

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Bucky,

Again, I agree. I, personally, am not a political person. I don’t consider myself one or another. In fact, sometimes I find the whole thing as silly as cult religions. I only vote because it my duty as an American. I usually play “eeny-meeny-miny-moe”. But I guess I didn’t think about it before I posted this. Something like this would just get a few laughs on the [MP3.com](http://MP3.com) BB…maybe a reply or two and sink out of sight within a half hour. My judgement is blurred and I once again became the ass I really didn’t mean to be. I’m sorry everybody.

:: kicks himself in the ass ::

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-a-liberal/15034/22 "2000-03-22T20:59:00Z")

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Well, idiotboy, you can give me a kick in the ass, too, while you’re at it. You aren’t wearing pointy shoes, are you? I’m guilty of a bit of monkey piling on this one.

Beers all around! Bucky’s buying!

Bucky

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Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-a-liberal/15034/23 "2000-03-22T21:18:00Z")

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Wow. One kick in the ass, and Bucky’s whole mood changes.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-a-liberal/15034/24 "2000-03-22T22:28:00Z")

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See, I toldja.

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**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-a-liberal/15034/25 "2000-03-22T22:35:00Z")

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I’m far from being a conservative in my politics. My moderate views are about as exciting as Wonder Bread. Still, some of what Idiotboy (dude, find a better handle! On this board its like chumming for sharks :)) says comes pretty close to the truth.

C’mon guys, lighten up, I’ve seen the worst in the conservative side of the house in the 80s, culminating with Iran-Contra and the S&L scandals, so I know they’re not looking very lily-white either. The present Bush-Christian Coalition isn’t something I’m overwhelmed with either. Still, the wacko political correctness movement has furnished its own rope to hang itself with.

If I can sift through a lot of the libertarianism running rampant in this house, then I’m sure we can fit Idiotboy’s rants into a nice corner room with a view of the playground. To each his own, right? 🙂

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_…send lawyers, guns, and money…_

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       Warren Zevon
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