If we have to, just to keep the balance, you guys can all forgive yourselves and I will take over the task of blaming you. I’ll do it quietly, mostly eye rolls and cursing under my breath. I just stopped judging people for apostrophe misuse, so I’ve got some spare capacity.
Your help is appreciated, but you should never stop judging people for misusing apostrophe’s, since it’s frequent misuse is a total disgrace. But if you do have spare capacity, Im sure SA would appreciate having an Assistant Blamer. But I suggest a more visible, direct approach than the one you outlined. Let me give you some tips on how it’s done (or possibly, “how its done”.)
When you get around to blaming me for turning SA into a loathsome cretin, don’t forget to mention how dishonest I am, and that I lie constantly. Pick a random post of mine and ask for a cite, and then either ignore the cite or offer a half-hearted response, and when I provide an in-depth clarification, ignore it completely. Don’t worry if you no longer have any credible responses and it’s beginning to look like your ass has been handed to you once again; just say you have to go now and bugger off. Come back when the discussion has moved on and you think it may have all blown over, and resume whining and blaming. Remember, as SA’s protégé, you need never feel you have to be accountable for anything you say.
And remember the general guideline that you always stick to: liberals are responsible for everything wrong with the world, including why SA posts like a loathsome dogmatic bigoted cretin. Also, guns are terrific, lots of guns are a great way of achieving a peaceful society with no gun violence whatsoever, and they’re necessary, too, because of all the blacks. They should all be in jail, but because of liberals, blacks are running around loose all over the place. And any references to things like “reality” or “the rest of the world” can be safely ignored, because the rest of the world is self-evidently not like the USA, and therefore can and should be ignored. God bless their adorable little hearts, though, for thinking that anything that happens there has any relevance to rootin-tootin’ gun-lovin’ Conservative America, which has nothing wrong with it that can’t be fixed by regressing back to the 1950s.
That’s pretty much the drill, and to be an effective Assistant Blamer you need to get it down pat.
Oh don’t worry about it. We know you only did it because you’re a nice person. (Imagine that, a LIBERAL who’s a nice person!)
We do it all the time. Can’t make bail? Lock up.
And depending on where you are (if you were unlucky enough to be in Joe Arpaio’s jurisdiction e.g.) you got treated as if you had already been convicted.
Thanks for that. I too followed your path and eventually wound up where you did; 'twas the only possible outcome for me.
Yeh, downright counterintuitive, eh?
For someone who spends so much time on these boards making up excuses for rapists, it seems odd that you would have such a bad opinion of the guy. Do you suppose he raped more people than Bill Cosby? Hey, that reminds me, Bill Cosby’s in the news again. Shouldn’t you be attacking the women he raped and calling them liars?
Well, if I had to guess, I’d assume it’s either because you live in a a conservative echo chamber or because you are a fucking coward in real life and afraid to say all the hateful shit in real life that you do here. I’d put good money on the second being more likely. The way you go on about shit reminds me of my late grandfather, who was also a scared old man who was completely fucking terrified by the modern world.