# How to be politically correct thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 1, 2017, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241 "2017-09-01T12:24:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/21 "2017-09-01T14:36:13Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> it is useful to know this stuff for survival reasons.

I’m not sure it’s really a survival issue. You say stupid shit all the time and you’re still alive.

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/22 "2017-09-01T14:37:30Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Right-wing political correctness is a full time job. Probably the only one **Hewey** has ever had.

Says the guy with 30,000+ posts under his name and apparently nothing better to do than hunt 24/7 for posts to report to the man.

> [@Pantastic](#):
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> Why do you think three people complaining on twitter determine “what we’re supposed to say”?

Because that’s all it takes these days.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/23 "2017-09-01T14:39:19Z")

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> [@Evil\_Economist](#):
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> I’m not sure it’s really a survival issue. You say stupid shit all the time and you’re still alive.

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/24 "2017-09-01T14:48:00Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Says the guy with 30,000+ posts under his name and apparently nothing better to do than hunt 24/7 for posts to report to the man.

At least I contribute something useful to the board.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/25 "2017-09-01T15:04:06Z")

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Remember, “people of color” is proper and right, while “colored people” is offensive.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/26 "2017-09-01T15:10:05Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Because that’s all it takes these days.

Nobody here knew or cared about this until one of you sensitive snowflakes got triggered and brought it here crying about it.

We still don’t give a fuck. But here you are still crying about it.

Quit whining, wipe your runny nose and stop embarrassing yourself, you fucking skirt.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/27 "2017-09-01T15:22:34Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> Use this thread to post updates on what we’re supposed to be saying vs. what we used to say.
> 
> First example which I just learned about today:
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> [Piers Morgan’s ‘gay bar’ tweet on ‘big night out’ with Susanna Reid sparks online backlash | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard](https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/piers-morgan-s-gay-bar-tweet-on-big-night-out-with-susanna-reid-sparks-online-backlash-a3624731.html)
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> Piers Morgan said “gay bar” apparently that’s now a no-no. We’re just supposed to say “bar” now.

Piers Morgan is an asshole, a worthless, useless abrasive asshole. The only reason we can’t get rid of him, is Britain doesn’t want him back.

To use him as an example of the rest of us “left leanin’ tree huggin’ gun hatin’ PC commie libruls” (sarcasm), is stupid beyond comprehension.

He speaks for NOBODY.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/28 "2017-09-01T16:19:17Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Nobody here knew or cared about this until one of you sensitive snowflakes got triggered and brought it here crying about it.
> 
> We still don’t give a fuck. But here you are still crying about it.
> 
> Quit whining, wipe your runny nose and stop embarrassing yourself, you fucking skirt.

I know, right? Just about the only time I hear about these “outrages” is when a right-winger posts it here, and I have two daughters in college(!). They are looking for reasons to be offended and get angry. It’s bizarre.

Normal people see these stupid things and roll their eyes and move on. Right wingers get all triggered and outraged, and come running here to post about political correctness and SJWs. Do you see our resident liberals posting here about every ridiculous racist thing that some nobody posts on a Twitter comment? No, because we just roll our eyes and move on.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/29 "2017-09-01T16:29:50Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> I’ll keep it going myself if I must! This is not a duty I take lightly!
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> And also, I’m not outraged about it. No one fired Piers Morgan over it(yet). Just bemused, and it is useful to know this stuff for survival reasons.

You were just temporarily confused about which forum to post this in?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/30 "2017-09-01T16:41:08Z")

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> [@adaher](#):
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> I’ll keep it going myself if I must! This is not a duty I take lightly!
> 
> And also, I’m not outraged about it. No one fired Piers Morgan over it(yet). Just bemused, and it is useful to know this stuff for survival reasons.

I’m outraged that anyone still employs Piers Morgan. If PC oversensitivity gets him fired, then I will happily endure a million hippies telling me the fabric I’m wearing is insensitive to albino billy goat farmers or something.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/31 "2017-09-01T16:43:49Z")

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Is seems to me that by now the “badge of honor for defying political correctness” phenomenon has clearly outpaced the “meaningfully harmed by not being PC” phenomenon.

I mean, you guys declared that racism was over when Obama was elected. Shouldn’t you declare that political correctness is over when you elected Trump?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/32 "2017-09-01T16:45:57Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> I’m outraged that anyone still employs Piers Morgan. If PC oversensitivity gets him fired, then I will happily endure a million hippies telling me the fabric I’m wearing is insensitive to albino billy goat farmers or something.

I’m confused. Are the billy goats albino or are the farmers albino?

Or is that persons of spectacularly pale?  
I doubt the goats care what they’re called.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/33 "2017-09-01T16:51:47Z")

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Seems strange to me that what many consider to be Politically Correct, I call not being an ass-hole. But that’s just me.

To be clear, I’m not calling anyone in the thread an ass-hole, I’m talking in the general sense.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/34 "2017-09-01T17:14:02Z")

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Why do people post news stories that show 3 whole people who are outraged about something out of the billions of people on this planet and then say “Look at all this outrage! I don’t know what to do anymore!”

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/35 "2017-09-01T17:30:44Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’m confused. Are the billy goats albino or are the farmers albino?
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> Or is that persons of spectacularly pale?  
> I doubt the goats care what they’re called.

Dolly Parton had that song about about fabric from non-albino goats, “Coat of Nanny Colors”.

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/36 "2017-09-01T17:31:43Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> No shit. How people can find the time and energy to correct people in world in how to talk, behave, and act must wear a person out. Yet they always find more, and in fact seem almost energized by it.

Just to be clear, I was referring to the OP. You and he are idiots.

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/37 "2017-09-01T17:49:55Z")

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> [@G0sp3l](#):
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> Seems strange to me that what many consider to be Politically Correct, I call not being an ass-hole. But that’s just me.
> 
> To be clear, I’m not calling anyone in the thread an ass-hole, I’m talking in the general sense.

Congratulations, you have successfully explained political correctness.

In Mr. Morgan’s example, he may not have understood how his comments could come across as hurtful (didn’t read it, don’t care). He was corrected, by a whole THREE people on Twitter, and may now have some better understanding of what effect his words could have.  
Should he continue to make the same remarks, knowing that, then he is an asshole.  
How hard is “Don’t be an asshole”?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/38 "2017-09-01T17:53:48Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> Dolly Parton had that song about about fabric from non-albino goats, “Coat of Nanny Colors”.

Indictment pending,

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/39 "2017-09-01T17:54:59Z")

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> [@Chisquirrel](#):
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> How hard is “Don’t be an asshole”?

Well, at least two people in the thread are unclear on the concept.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-be-politically-correct-thread/795241/40 "2017-09-01T17:55:54Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Says the guy with 30,000+ posts under his name and apparently nothing better to do than hunt 24/7 for posts to report to the man…

Report to the\* person.  
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