# how to catch a 37 pound salmon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-catch-a-37-pound-salmon/428910 "2007-12-05T15:59:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-catch-a-37-pound-salmon/428910/61 "2007-12-09T20:27:54Z")
> [@justanoldvet](#): > > Where’s the sport in that? On CBS, generally. But only on Sundays. > [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > Y’know, I’m sure as hell not going to google it, but given what already exists on these great intrawebz, I’m pretty sure there’s already fish porn. Pescaphilia, perhaps? At the ripe age of 13, I was what Shakespeare would have undoubtedly called “a saucy lad”. The same sense of sport that today compels **justanoldvet** to battle 37-pound salmon, then compelled me to battle [rotten.com](http://rotten.com) in a never-ending gross-out contest. ([rotten.com](http://rotten.com) always won, FTR.) I saw many things on [rotten.com](http://rotten.com) that came and went, but one image I will never shake is the picture of a woman using a fish as a sex toy. The Interweb, cruel master that it is, has purged itself of that mildly nauseating photo and replaced it with a far more vomit-inducing one. Curse you for making me stumble upon it! On the plus side, it’s washed a Doper TMI image out of my mind that I wanted to get rid of. Anyway, the point is: yes, there is fish porn. For the love of God, _there is fish porn_. And it makes even a young’un like myself pine for a simpler time. > [@Autolycus](#): > > Holy shit. Fishing sounds fun all of a sudden. What I don’t get though is how you knifed the salmon while it was in the water, or how you caught up to it. Wouldn’t it have swam away by then? He’s a freakin’ ex-SEAL. Come on. The real question is whether or not the salmon knew who it was fucking with. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-catch-a-37-pound-salmon/428910.md?page=3)