How to deactivate a cat

You…bwuh…but…I…

My mind is blown. Seriously, my head just assploded right now. I’m sitting here, pinching my elbow skin for all I’m worth (seriously - my finger tips turned white), and nothing. No pain, at all. (Hurts when I do that to my forearm, though. Oof.) Sure, I feel the pressure, but it absolutely does not hurt. And I just did the binder clippy thing, with a small binder clip right on my elbow. It pinches, a bit, and I can definitely tell it’s there, but yeah, it doesn’t really hurt.

Wow. Just…wow.

Learn something new every day, y’do.

Me thinks this’ll spawn a new trend of Dopers in their cubes with binder clips on their faces, hands, elbows. Rather like the ring up the nose thread.

IIRC, there is a similar trick you can pull on horses, by grapping their lower lip.

Ow! Fuck! I pinched the skin on my elbow with my fingers, and it didn’t hurt at all. I tried the binder clip, just for a second, and it really hurt! It hurts on the webbing on my hand, too. What are you people made of?

I just attached one to the skin on my elbow. It’s hanging there now. I know it’s there, but it doesn’t hurt at all.

Put it on the back of your neck and see if it makes you calm.

Regards,
Shodan

Ok, for the sake of science I went home and did an experiment. I can now claim that yes it truly does work. Putting the cat in the oven does kill it. Wait what were we talking about again?

If I can get a big load of skin, a big clip does not hurt. But a little pinch of skin in a little clip hurts.

I saw what you did there! :smiley:

I actually did laugh out loud at this. Bad Drunky Smurf! Bad!

BTW, it is also a fallacy that cats become docile and manageable when picked up by the scruff of the enck. I picked up my previous cat (desexed male) by the scruff of the neck to prevent it fighting another cat and it managed to lash out and scratch my side and stomach through my shirt.

It’s not a fallacy, as I said earlier it’s just variable and YMMV. For some cats, any pressure on their scruff will quiet them. For other cats it will still them if they’re not already stressed out, but if they’re in fight-or-flight mode (Say in the middle of a fight with another cat) they will continue doing what they were doing, because the FoF instinct overrules the other instinct. And some cats react completely the opposite way and will go mental if you try to scruff them.

But just because it didn’t happen to work for you that time doesn’t make it a fallacy.

It is a fallacy if you believe ALL cats become docile when lifted by the scruff of the neck.

As soon as I saw this I knew I had to try it. I have a very nervous, jumpy, ‘touch me not’ kind of cat. Her name is Frog. She is a blue-eyed, long-haired white cat, very pretty and quite deadly! She’s nervous and jumpy because she’s stone deaf and thus is always caught by surprise when another cat or the dog or a person suddenly ‘sneaks’ up on her. Her reaction to being startled is to hit and run. And she hits lightning fast with very, very sharp claws. If you attempt to pet her while she’s sleeping (she sleeps very soundly!), she will disappear in a blink - and you will have just that split second where you notice the blood pouring from your hand or arm before the pain registers in your brain! When she’s asleep, we have learned to stomp the floor or smack the wall before attempting to pet her, so that the vibration will alert her to your presence. She’s okay with being petted as long as she sees you coming, but she has a very low tolerance for being handled or picked up. My son refers to her as the ‘spawn of Satan’.

Perhaps if I had her since she was a kitten, we could have avoided this situation. But she was already two years old when I got her from the humane society and already neurotic. Even so, I’ve had her for ten years now, so perhaps if I had worked with her more, we could have worked things out better. But I didn’t. She’s a cat, she keeps to herself for the most part and we have just learned to live with her idiosyncrasies. She has her own little table, with her own little basket that she keeps to for the most part (mainly to keep the dog from bothering her). This table is in the dining room so she still gets plenty of petting and interaction from family members, although I always warn first time visitors, ‘Yes, she’s lovely - but if you want to pet her, I’ll need you to sign a release of liability form first!’

Unfortunately, she is long-haired and her coat has a very soft, cottony kind of texture. So when she is in a shedding phase, it tends to mat up easily. Since she won’t tolerate being immobilized long enough to brush her out regularly, I usually end up having to take the scissors to her to cut out the mats. This ends up being an ordeal for both of us and usually requires a brave helper to hold and/or distract her while I cut. Luckily this happens only twice a year, so its been manageable. Not fun, but manageable.

She’s in one of those shedding phases now and I noticed the other day, that her coat has started to mat up again. And I remembered this post. It had to be worth a try! My brother dug around in his desk and found a large binder clip. So…I took a deep breath, grabbed Froggy by the scruff and affixed the clip. She froze. She did not act like it was hurting her at all, she just stopped moving. I got the scissors and went to work, cutting out the worst of the mats. She barely twitched an ear. In less than two minutes, I was done. I unclipped her and she very calmly sat up, looking almost relaxed! She didn’t even attempt to escape to the safety of her basket. I was amazed!

This may not work for all cats, but it works for Froggy and I for one, couldn’t be happier! :smiley: