For a long time, my gold standard for most pointless SDMB debate into which lots of intelligent people poured tons and tons of thought and effort and electrons was the question of whether or not Michael Moore’s movies should be considered documentaries or not.
This jumped out at me as particularly pointless because it was a rare case where even if someone had somehow utterly and completely won the debate, it would have changed nothing.
For some debates, that’s not the case. IE, a “normal” gay marriage debate, in which one person is arguing that gay marriage should be legal, and one is arguing that it shouldn’t… if one side actually somehow developed and deployed an argument of truly godlike brilliance, and the other side changed their mind in response, well, something would have happened. Some person would now have a different opinion on an important issue of the day that they might vote about.
But this current argument is just purely semantic, given that it’s an argument between people who basically agree that:
(a) gay marriage should be legal
(b) lots of people who oppose gay marriage are also actively bigoted, and that’s bad
© there are also at least some people like Torn, who, at least the general board consensus seems to agree, is still very clearly in the wrong, but also almost certainly quite willing to treat gay people in his life with respect and honest open friendship, who doesn’t necessarily support discrimination against gays in any other context, and who may in fact support fully-equal-civil-unions. And that’s still bad, but much less bad than (b)
[sub]An analogy I proposed earlier in this thread which I like a lot is that I don’t support legalizing incestuous brother-sister relationships, or legalizing performance art/protest marriages in which someone marries a toaster, but that doesn’t mean that I would discriminate against people who wish to engage in those marriages in any other context at all[/sub]
So basically, one side of the argument is saying “sure, I agree with a and b and c, but I have a here a definition of bigot which clearly fits anyone who doesn’t support gay marriage, and therefore people in b and c are both bigots”, and someone else saying “Sure, I agree with and and b and c, and have here a definition bigot which clearly fits only the people in b and not the people in c, therefore the people in b are bigots and the people in c aren’t”. It’s totally pointless! You’re not (as far as I can tell) actually arguing about what the people in © think or would do or believe, you’re just arguing about whether or not to extend a particular word to cover them… which it might kind of do by definition, and might not, but which in no way actually affects who the people in © are, or (and this is an ACTUALLY important issue) how we can best go about convincing them to actually go all the way and start supporting gay marriage, because we need their votes.
One final point, which I think should let you know where I stand on this supremely silly topic: I just envision a conversation going something like this:
Q: So, have either of you guys ever had to deal with bigotry, being gay?
A1: Yeah
A2: Me too
A1: So I knew this one guy who would spit on me whenever he saw me on the street, tried to pull his kids out of my kid’s class when I was doing after-school-tutoring for a month, and I’m pretty sure he was behind some pretty ugly slurs that were painted on my house one time, and one time beat me up. So… what kind of stuff have you had to deal with?
A2: Oh, nothing like that
A1: So it wasn’t bad names, or physical violence, or intimidation, or trying to stop you from being a scoutmaster or teacher or doctor or adoptive parent?
A2: Oh, no, none of that. But see, my neighbor who I’m otherwise very good friends with, and we hang out and watch sports a lot, well… he admitted to me once that he supports fully equal civil unions, but isn’t actually comfortable with gay marriage. So, yeah, I’m in solidarity with you in having to deal with bigotry!