# How to dye mice

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [January 19, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606 "2010-01-19T20:20:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gustav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Gustav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gustav)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/41 "2010-01-21T15:09:48Z")

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Well I hope to god the people who want to lop off limps are less than 100% serious, but just to be safe, food coloring _is_the standard solution for your basic pet-owner.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/42 "2010-01-21T15:30:38Z")

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And tie-dyeing is probably out of the question.

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/43 "2010-01-21T15:42:40Z")

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Mix up a strong Koolaid solution and drop the mouse in it for a few seconds. You can even dye a little, yappy dog that way. Red Koolaid makes them a bright pink and looks pretty Kool.

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**Author:** ![Livardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/43a26b/32.png) [@Livardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Livardo)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/44 "2010-01-21T16:01:19Z")

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Henna?

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/45 "2010-01-21T16:03:33Z")

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I know from experience that a homemade “deskunking” bath of tomato juice on a white dog will produce a tomatoey/skunkey-scented dog that is pinkish-orange in hue.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/46 "2010-01-21T16:13:38Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Seriously - I think everyone is over-thinking this.[snip]

Wait a sec…I’ve almost got an idea…It’s at the tip of my tongue…must concentrate…must concentrate

\smoke coming out from top of head\

Eureka! Put taps or squeaky shoes on one of them.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/47 "2010-01-21T20:36:42Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> This is the SDMB - it’s what we do.

There’s our new tagline - “Over-thinking Things - It’s What We Do.” Yeah, baby!

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**Author:** ![OccamsTaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3ec8ea/32.png) [@OccamsTaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OccamsTaser)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/48 "2010-01-21T21:27:23Z")

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If you have an entire herd, it might be better to brand them, vs dye them. This would be permanent, and guard against rustlers.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/49 "2010-01-22T12:48:58Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> This is the SDMB - it’s what we do.

Point.

Carry on.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/50 "2010-01-22T13:18:11Z")

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> [@OccamsTaser](#):
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> If you have an entire herd, it might be better to brand them, vs dye them. This would be permanent, and guard against rustlers.

This is my new project, I think - an enormous herd of mice dyed cyan, magenta, yellow and black (or I might just buy naturally black ones) - then train them to behave as an gigantic VDU.

(That is, unless I can get glowing mice in red, green and blue)

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/51 "2010-01-22T13:50:00Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> This is my new project, I think - an enormous herd of mice dyed cyan, magenta, yellow and black (or I might just buy naturally black ones) - then train them to behave as an gigantic VDU.
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> (That is, unless I can get glowing mice in red, green and blue)

May I say that this is the coolest idea I’ve seen all week?

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/52 "2010-01-22T14:10:49Z")

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Thanks, however, as with many of my ideas, the implementation is going to be the big hurdle.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/53 "2010-01-22T14:36:55Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> This is my new project, I think - an enormous herd of mice [snip]

I don’t think “herd” is the correct group name for mice, but I can’t think of the correct one–if there is one–at the moment.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/54 "2010-01-22T15:01:06Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> But first you have to get a third mouse, then blind them.

It’s not necessary to blind them. After all, with three dyed mice, see how they run.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/55 "2010-01-22T15:07:27Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
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> I don’t think “herd” is the correct group name for mice, but I can’t think of the correct one–if there is one–at the moment.

A _mischief_ of mice, apparently.

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**Author:** ![Oukile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@Oukile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oukile)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/56 "2010-01-22T15:13:02Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
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> I don’t think “herd” is the correct group name for mice, but I can’t think of the correct one–if there is one–at the moment.

A colony.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/57 "2010-01-22T15:39:17Z")

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2000 Flushes works great up until…er…2000 Flushes or so…😃

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**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/58 "2010-01-22T16:12:40Z")

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> [@EvilTOJ](#):
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> It’s not necessary to blind them. After all, with three dyed mice, see how they run.

man, I love this place!

(yeah, I’ve had a rought time at work this morning, and this thread just brightened up my day…thanks!)

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/59 "2010-01-22T16:43:02Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> (That is, unless I can get glowing mice in red, green and blue)

Glowing mice only come in [green.](http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/2578906.php?)

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**Author:** ![Anaglyph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Anaglyph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaglyph)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-dye-mice/525606/60 "2010-01-22T17:47:32Z")

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> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> Glowing mice only come in [green.](http://www.wcbs880.com/pages/2578906.php?)

Fluorescent mice, however, come in [various colors](http://www.google.ch/search?hl=de&q=blue+fluorescent+mice&btnG=Suche&meta=&aq=f&oq=)

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