# How To Enlarge Your Penis! Using Pussy! **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [December 30, 2007, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689 "2007-12-30T08:15:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![brownsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@brownsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownsfan)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/21 "2007-12-31T05:58:54Z")
Thanks for all of your helpful (and humorous) replies. I never thought to Google “cat scratch fever”, and I love Nugent. Duh. ---
**Author:** ![Chief\_Pedant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Chief\_Pedant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Pedant)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/22 "2007-12-31T06:44:17Z")
[QUOTE=brownsfan] Thanks for all of your helpful (and humorous) replies. I never thought to Google “cat scratch fever”, and I love Nugent. Duh. [/QUOTE] Just to be clear, you did not have either cat scratch fever or pasteurella multocida… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/23 "2007-12-31T08:06:40Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] I don’t suppose there’s any chance of me borrowing your pussy for a few days is there? there’s a bloody fortune to be made here, with the correct marketing ploy [/QUOTE] _Sean Connery growl_ You’re sitting on a gold mine there, Trebek! ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/24 "2007-12-31T08:09:15Z")
[QUOTE=Rick] Step 1 Borrow pussy Step 2 ??? Step 3 Profit! [/QUOTE] Step 1. Borrow pussy Step 2. Invite friends round and have pussy scratch their cocks Step 3. Tell friends that when penis goes down to original size further scratches are not free Step 4. Phone press Step 5. Count money ---
**Author:** ![brownsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@brownsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownsfan)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/25 "2007-12-31T08:12:07Z")
[QUOTE=Chief Pedant] Just to be clear, you did not have either cat scratch fever or pasteurella multocida… [/QUOTE] Thanks for having me read your prior post more carefully. It wasn’t a sustained erection at all. Just a girth difference without any lengthening or pleasure. This is very cool to know, because my symptoms were of the latter kind you described. Whew! Thanks again, Chief. I need to see my doctor when crap like this happens. Not getting any younger, just way wussier. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/26 "2007-12-31T08:18:44Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] > [@Rick](#): > > Rick > Step 1 Borrow pussy > Step 2 ??? > Step 3 Profit! Step 1. Borrow pussy Step 2. Invite friends round and have pussy scratch their cocks Step 3. Tell friends that when penis goes down to original size further scratches are not free Step 4. Phone press Step 5. Count money [/QUOTE] Actually re-numbered this is Step 1. Borrow pussy Step 2A. Invite friends round and have pussy scratch their cocks Step 2B. Tell friends that when penis goes down to original size further scratches are not free Step 2C. Phone press Step 3. [del]Count money[/del] Profit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MrFloppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@MrFloppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFloppy)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/27 "2007-12-31T10:38:52Z")
Nothing to do with anything here but my condolences **brownsfan**. Yet another post-season sitting at home with the cat eh? Those pesky Titans ☹ ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/28 "2007-12-31T13:04:58Z")
Just a thought. I wonder if a pussy (Cat!) scratch on a clitoris would have the same effect. \*what? ---
**Author:** ![diggleblop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@diggleblop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/diggleblop)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/29 "2007-12-31T13:21:41Z")
Maybe it was coincidence. Have you done anything like change soap, use any kind of kinky whip cream down there or otherwise have intercourse with a vacuum cleaner? 😉 But yeah, it could be something totally not related to the cat. So look into it. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689/30 "2007-12-31T13:26:05Z")
[QUOTE=diggleblop] So look into it. [/QUOTE] Not the vacuum cleaner, you’ll lose an eye [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-enlarge-your-penis-using-pussy/431689.md?page=1)