# How to get 10 hot women to spend the weekend with you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443 "2005-03-01T15:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/21 "2005-03-01T21:27:01Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Wow, **Aries28** is even more understanding than **Sauron** lets on. Washing dishes is thirsty work. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/22 "2005-03-01T22:19:13Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > He makes it sound like we were all liquored up all weekend. Some of us were breastfeeding. Okay, me. > > Would anyone like a pink? How about a blue? A green? Blue and green seem like quasi-odd breast colors. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/23 "2005-03-01T22:29:33Z")
> [@Aries28](#): > > And now I can never ever say anything negative about you again because I’ve been told I’ll get my ass kicked. Hang on, hang on, I just caught this … you can never say anything negative about me AGAIN?! What did you say negative about me in the first place? Huh? Huh? Something tells me your laundry isn’t gonna be folded just-so next time, missy! (That sounded much tougher and more threatening in my head.) ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/24 "2005-03-01T23:51:03Z")
Before his much vaunted rise to infamy in his profession as a ringmaker, it is a little known fact that \*\*Sauron \*\* did indeed do household chores. Everyone who knew this terrible secret was eventually wiped out by the Dark Lord… ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/25 "2005-03-02T02:45:15Z")
The thing is, he’s not even kidding. I was one of the dames he’d waited on this weekend (well, so now you know to get a little more realistic about the playboy-bunny quality of the female flesh present) I’d barely turn around and he’d whisk away my empty glass… remove the damp towel I’d just hung up… fold up the bedding on the couch I’d just vacated. I once stayed in an all-inclusive resort where I was embarrassed by the solicitousness of the service. But those staff had NOTHING on Sauron. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/26 "2005-03-02T03:02:49Z")
> [@](#): > > I flushed with pride … and, I must admit, a tinge of anticipation. Every single pubescent dream I’d ever had was coming true. “Really?” Dear Martha Stewart, I never thought this could happen to me… ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/27 "2005-03-02T03:40:52Z")
Like I wasn’t already bummed enough I couldn’t go. Rub it in, why don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/28 "2005-03-02T12:43:35Z")
> [@Kyla](#): > > Like I wasn’t already bummed enough I couldn’t go. Rub it in, why don’t you? If it makes you feel better, I thought about you when Nancy mentioned she got her brows threaded on the way to the airport. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/29 "2005-03-02T13:53:37Z")
> [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](#): > > The thing is, he’s not even kidding. See?! SEE?! Independent verification of my rock-hard physique! I KNEW women noticed my rippling muscles! Those three visits to the gym are finally beginning to pay off! Although, I must say, there’s something strange about favorably comparing our hosting talents to an all-inclusive resort when you’ve just mentioned the couch you had to sleep on while you visited us. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/30 "2005-03-02T15:14:25Z")
After watching my new copy of **LOTR** all day yesterday, I have this peculiar image in my mind of The Dark Lord, in his armor, and a tiny little apron, with Grond, the Hammer of the Underworld in one hand, and a dish towel in the other. It’s passing weird, I must tell you. ## Tris “He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.” ~ Koran ~ ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/31 "2005-03-02T15:17:24Z")
Well, us LOTR fans now know what was Manwe’s major error. He sent Gandalf, Saruman, and three other elderly male Wizards. He should have sent **Aries28**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/32 "2005-03-02T15:29:20Z")
> [@Triskadecamus](#): > > After watching my new copy of **LOTR** all day yesterday, I have this peculiar image in my mind of The Dark Lord, in his armor, and a tiny little apron, with Grond, the Hammer of the Underworld in one hand, and a dish towel in the other. I had planned this little apron deal for Saturday night. I was gonna cook supper in a pair of jogging shorts and a frilly pink apron, and nothing else. When I mentioned this plan to my wife, she first laughed hysterically, then became very, very serious and said: “No.” So that idea got tossed into the wastebin of history right quick. > [@Polycarp](#): > > Well, us LOTR fans now know what was Manwe’s major error. He sent Gandalf, Saruman, and three other elderly male Wizards. > > He should have sent Aries28! You don’t know the half of it, man. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/33 "2005-03-02T15:33:56Z")
I think that’s the problem with most resorts today. I mean sure, they’ve got comfortable beds and clean, plush towels but how many have thought to offer breastmilk chasers? ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/34 "2005-03-02T16:17:28Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > If it makes you feel better, I thought about you when Nancy mentioned she got her brows threaded on the way to the airport. I can imagine it’s pretty difficult to thread brows in a moving vehicle. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/35 "2005-03-02T16:20:15Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > He makes it sound like we were all liquored up all weekend. Some of us were breastfeeding. Okay, me. > > Would anyone like a pink? How about a blue? A green? Breastfeeding? Different colors? Why do I now have an image in my mind that I _really_ don’t want there any more? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/36 "2005-03-02T16:33:37Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > So… > > Any of you beautiful women want to visit Toronto this weekend? I’m going to be doing laundry and vacuuming. I might even bleach the sink! 😃 All the beautiful women of Toronto feel insulted by that, you know! 😛 And I call first dibs on seducing and ravishing Sauron and dragging him away to my temple at Paphos. _Many_ beautiful women there–much more than ten, I can assure you! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wasson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4da419/32.png) [@wasson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wasson)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/37 "2005-03-02T17:25:58Z")
Not to hijack a thread, but when I was in college I had a sweet apartment. Big screen TV, surround sound, and huge. One of my good friends was a nursing student and asked if she could throw a party for her nursing friends at my place. Of course I said yes, but I had to be in attendance. As the only guy surrounded by 15 or 20 hot nursing students… well… it’s hard to keep your ego under control, especially as the liquor starts flowing. I highly recommend any guy try this out at least once, if you can. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/38 "2005-03-02T19:06:45Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I think that’s the problem with most resorts today. I mean sure, they’ve got comfortable beds and clean, plush towels but how many have thought to offer breastmilk chasers? I gotta tell you, I was horribly disappointed when my corner convenience store stopped stocking _Breastmilk Chasers_ between _Barely Legal_ and _Buxom._ ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/39 "2005-03-02T19:19:11Z")
OK, if you insist, I will take the 10 boyfriends/husbands/brothers of said women and us guys will do manly things…drink beer, watch football, strip naked, take showers, rough house, hog tie and…well, you know, “guy stuff”… ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/40 "2005-03-02T19:35:11Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > Yes, **AngelicGemma** , you are beautiful and wonderful We need a blush smilie. 🙂 Thanks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443.md?page=3)