# How to get 10 hot women to spend the weekend with you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2005, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443 "2005-03-01T15:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/41 "2005-03-02T20:52:51Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I think that’s the problem with most resorts today. I mean sure, they’ve got comfortable beds and clean, plush towels but how many have thought to offer breastmilk chasers? I wish I had a comeback for this. There is the part where I accidentally squirted breast milk and just missed Kim, but I can’t seem to make a joke out of it. ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/42 "2005-03-03T02:41:21Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > I wish I had a comeback for this. There is the part where I accidentally squirted breast milk and just missed Kim, but I can’t seem to make a joke out of it. How 'bout “Oh my! It seems my teat is a MAMMORY CANNON OF DOOM! BUA HA HA HA!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/43 "2005-03-03T03:24:12Z")
> [@GingerOfTheNorth](#): > > If it makes you feel better, I thought about you when Nancy mentioned she got her brows threaded on the way to the airport. Aww, thanks. Y’all thought about me. That’s _almost_ like being there. Reminds me, I need a threading big time. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/44 "2005-03-03T03:30:21Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Breastfeeding? > > Different colors? > > Why do I now have an image in my mind that I _really_ don’t want there any more? :eek: I for one I wouldn´t mind the polychromy, but I´m intrigued about the possibility of different flavours. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/45 "2005-03-03T03:45:10Z")
Obviously, you have never really been sober and tasting breastmilk. [insert puking smilie here] ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/46 "2005-03-03T04:05:40Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Obviously, you have never really been sober and tasting breastmilk. > [insert puking smilie here] Well, I used to be a baby… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443/47 "2005-03-03T04:06:28Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Obviously, you have never really been sober and tasting breastmilk. > [insert puking smilie here] :eek: There goes one fantasy out the window… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-10-hot-women-to-spend-the-weekend-with-you/292443.md?page=2)