# How to get kicked out of Kmart **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098 "2007-12-24T05:06:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/1 "2007-12-24T05:06:10Z")
I found this while browsing around on Flickr: [How to get kicked out of Kmart](http://www.flickr.com/photos/cj_smithson/1414375511/) Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/2 "2007-12-24T05:11:54Z")
A very funny [urban legend.](http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp) Definitely worth a chuckle! Someone typed out all that and put it on Flickr? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/3 "2007-12-24T05:12:08Z")
Bwahaha! Clearly a fabrication, but brilliant just the same. Reminds me of those olde tyme text files that used to float around the BBSes listing practical jokes to play in department stores. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/4 "2007-12-24T05:49:05Z")
Damn, I wish someone had tried that when I was working there! Some entertainment, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/5 "2007-12-24T06:57:16Z")
They did a pretty good job faking it. I googled the store phone number in the lower right hand corner and it came up as Kmart in Reno, NV. Another bored Kmart employee, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/6 "2007-12-24T07:05:17Z")
My hero!! Too bad it’s not real. I’ve done similar things when I got bored waiting for the wife. Nothing harmful, just funny. Like unscrewing the “Clearance” signs on the top of the racks so the next person moving something on the rack makes the sign fall off. The good old days. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/7 "2007-12-24T07:10:06Z")
[How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dto7-3aOt8w) ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2007, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-get-kicked-out-of-kmart/431098/8 "2007-12-24T12:25:59Z")
Funny how these things go around for years. I saw that reported in a news paper as if it really happened not too long ago.