# How to make an exit? (suggestions!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 17, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485 "2011-12-17T01:12:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/1 "2011-12-17T01:12:35Z")
I’m a fairly regular user of a chat room _(sport related)_ and over time I’ve developed the reputation of signing off with amusing or entertaining sign-off lines _(well I’ve been told people like them!)_ A few examples of the kind of thing I’m talking about are below: /me cuts the blue wire /me pulls the ejector handle /me volunteers to stay behind to cover the others retreat /me throws himself on the grenade I try never to repeat myself but the problem is I’m running out of imagination and ideas and thought here would be a good place to ask. Just a bit of fun! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/2 "2011-12-17T01:27:39Z")
/me exits stage right pursued by bear. /me pulls the wrong lever /me gets beamed up by scotty. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/3 "2011-12-17T01:58:53Z")
/me rides off into the sunset /me fades to black /me goes invisible ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/4 "2011-12-17T02:00:20Z")
Exit, stage left. /me winks out of existence. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/5 "2011-12-17T02:32:28Z")
/me farts and departs ---
**Author:** ![nivlac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3bc359/32.png) [@nivlac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nivlac)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/6 "2011-12-17T07:09:58Z")
/me leaving this thread for good ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/7 "2011-12-17T07:51:52Z")
/me forgot to pay the electrici ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/8 "2011-12-17T12:59:34Z")
Some good ones there, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/9 "2011-12-17T13:02:45Z")
/me’s cat on fire, must go /me is not Louie, Louie, but still gotta go ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/10 "2011-12-17T13:27:02Z")
/me nukes self from orbit ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/11 "2011-12-17T13:52:52Z")
/me takes the blue pill ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/12 "2011-12-17T14:03:48Z")
/me gotta see a man about a horse /me just washed my hair and can’t do a thing with it /me just heard call of the wild ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/13 "2011-12-17T14:06:07Z")
/me smells something burning in the kitchen /me must be traveling on now, 'cause there’s too many places me’s got to see /me has a bowel to move mmm ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/14 "2011-12-17T14:55:24Z")
/me’s got places to go and people to be! ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/15 "2011-12-17T18:20:32Z")
/me internet connection is fa ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/16 "2011-12-17T18:28:57Z")
the hockey game just started,so /me has to get the puck out of here (well, it was funny in 7th grade, and there could be some 7th graders on your sports forum, right?) ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/17 "2011-12-17T19:54:48Z")
/me non cogito, ergo ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-make-an-exit-suggestions/606485/18 "2011-12-18T03:10:11Z")
/me makes like a shepherd, and gets the flock out of here /me makes like a tree and leaves There’s lots of [these](http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q4/makelike.html)…