# how to pass a drug test? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438 "2002-04-24T21:39:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BillyGnos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BillyGnos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillyGnos)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/1 "2002-04-24T21:39:25Z")
I have a drug test on Saturday. At that time, it will have been 12 days since I last smoked pot. I smoked for every day for about 3 weeks before that last time. Any advice on how to pass? I plan on drinking as much water as I can stand, in order to flush myself out. Any other ideas would be much appreciated! Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/2 "2002-04-24T21:41:43Z")
Don’t do drugs. Next question! ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/3 "2002-04-24T21:44:55Z")
haha – Just say know! ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/4 "2002-04-24T21:46:21Z")
Study, study, study. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/5 "2002-04-24T21:51:23Z")
Water won’t do it, kid- it’ll just make you pee a lot. The correct answer was already given above- if you know you are going to be tested, quit getting high. It is the only 100% effective way of passing the test. Lots of people will probably come in to tell you how to get over on the testers, but they will mostly be ULs. Besides, none of those people have to face the consequences if YOU fail. PS- this more of a IMHO thread… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/6 "2002-04-24T21:52:44Z")
I love you guys. Okay, seriously. Take an empty 20oz bottle and mix in it pickle juice, cranberry juice, vinegar, GRAPE Kool-Aid powder, and squeeze of orange and… BAM! You’ll still fail, but it’d be funny as hell to watch you drink that! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/7 "2002-04-24T21:54:27Z")
Oh, and I have a question. Why do you have to take a drug test? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-pass-a-drug-test/105438/8 "2002-04-24T22:20:11Z")
We don’t allow discussions on how to circumvent the law on the **SDMB**. This thread is closed. * * * **Cajun Man** - SDMB Moderator