# How to quickly up your post total **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713 "2000-03-14T02:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/1 "2000-03-14T02:59:00Z")
By Carl Berry ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/2 "2000-03-14T03:11:00Z")
Howdy Carl. I saw from your profile that you’re from Indiana, PA. Jimmy Stewart is my all-time favorite actor. One of these days I want to come to Indiana to check out his museum. * * * Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/3 "2000-03-14T03:24:00Z")
It doesn’t matter what they say about you, as long as they spell your name right. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Watson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/4 "2000-03-14T03:42:00Z")
So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says . . . Dr. Watson “Can I take that back?” ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/5 "2000-03-14T03:44:00Z")
Well Beetle, I can see how you got your post count so high. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/6 "2000-03-14T03:49:00Z")
Could somebody kick my ass and take a crap on me? … Ooh, thanks Coldfire! * * * MY FISH IN NO WAY RESEMBLE A VAGINA! Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/7 "2000-03-14T04:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > MY FISH IN NO WAY RESEMBLE A VAGINA! But does your… Damnit, I just can’t bring myself to say it. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Please hit Ctrl-A I hit Ctrl. Now what, eh? Damn Canadians. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/8 "2000-03-14T04:15:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Please hit Ctrl-A > I hit Ctrl. Now what, eh? ROFLMAO, MadPoet I didn’t see you at my post party. ☹ * * * …in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird… ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/9 "2000-03-14T05:47:00Z")
Wait…how do you up your post count? ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/10 "2000-03-14T05:55:00Z")
A naked blonde walks into a bar. She’s got a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. She walks up, puts the poodle on the bar, looks at the bartender and says “I think we’ll both need a drink before we get started.” _~Pucnhline courtesy of babar~_ * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![chief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df788c/32.png) [@chief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chief)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/11 "2000-03-14T05:57:00Z")
huh? where are your words of advice? * * * Check out my site: [Chief’s Domain](http://www.seas.ucla.edu/~ravi) ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/12 "2000-03-14T06:48:00Z")
Pardon me there stranger, but does “post count” mean something 'round these dusty parts ? Mayhap I’ll juss ask this here question another 250 times. * * * "\_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ ". ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/13 "2000-03-14T16:18:00Z")
I will have nothing to do with these pad-your-post-count threads. Just so you all know. (((Hey look, post number 543. I wonder if I made any mistakes in this post. If I did, I can post again, correcting myself, and that will add _another_ to my count. Yeah!!! Oh shit, am I thinking in my out loud voice again? Damn!))) No, no sir. Like I said, I will not contribute to this kind of thing… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/14 "2000-03-14T16:25:00Z")
Neither will I, DD. I’ll have nothing to do with post count padding. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/15 "2000-03-14T16:26:00Z")
Nothing, I tell you. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/16 "2000-03-14T16:27:00Z")
Nothing whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/17 "2000-03-14T16:29:00Z")
Come on, you know you want to. ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/18 "2000-03-14T16:31:00Z")
Don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/19 "2000-03-14T16:32:00Z")
It wasn’t me, honest, it’s the voices in my head. * * * I’ll buy that for a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/20 "2000-03-14T16:46:00Z")
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