# How to quickly up your post total **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2000, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713 "2000-03-14T02:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/41 "2000-03-15T02:34:00Z")
ain’t it? * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![JustDucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f14d63/32.png) [@JustDucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustDucky)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/42 "2000-03-15T02:40:00Z")
I’m just going along with this cause I’m new and don’t know no better. 😃 Ducky * * * Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/43 "2000-03-15T03:25:00Z")
TYBALT What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death. BENVOLIO I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword, Or manage it to part these men with me. TYBALT What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee: Have at thee, coward! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/44 "2000-03-15T03:29:00Z")
please people stop this…it’s ridiculous… * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/45 "2000-03-15T03:31:00Z")
You people should be ASHAMED of yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/46 "2000-03-15T03:36:00Z")
stop the madness… * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/47 "2000-03-15T03:39:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Rodd Hill: > \*\*_Damn you, Flood Control!_ > > **Damn you to Hell!** > > \*\* I dunno, I think it was funnier with the intruding post. * * * _Eschew Obfuscation_ ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/48 "2000-03-15T03:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by jab1: > \*\* I refuse to silliness participate in such adamantly. > \*\* .yltnamada hcus no etapicitrap ssenillis ot esufer I * * * _Eschew Obfuscation_ ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/49 "2000-03-15T03:45:00Z")
I mean, it’s pitiful, pushing up your post count like thi-- er, that. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/50 "2000-03-15T03:46:00Z")
I feel so damn cheap being in here * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![JustDucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f14d63/32.png) [@JustDucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustDucky)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/51 "2000-03-15T03:55:00Z")
I just wanted to pad mine up to 30 and then I will quit, really, I mean it… Ducky * * * Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult ---
**Author:** ![JustDucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f14d63/32.png) [@JustDucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustDucky)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/52 "2000-03-15T04:07:00Z")
Did I say 30? I meant **31**. Really, I’m done now, no more of this. Trust me… Ducky * * * Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/53 "2000-03-15T05:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Ophanim: > \*\*Could somebody kick my ass and take a crap on me? … Ooh, thanks Coldfire! > \*\* Ikes… sorry about that Ophanim… I was afraid you wouldnt like that… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/54 "2000-03-15T05:10:00Z")
What does… ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/55 "2000-03-15T05:11:00Z")
padding your post? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/56 "2000-03-15T05:13:00Z")
mean?? oh yeah… and Ophanim your fish smell like… ahhhhh… ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/57 "2000-03-15T05:14:00Z")
Harrumph! I only post when I have something to say… Fortunately, I have a **lot** to say. (Or unfortunately, depending on your perspective) ---
**Author:** ![CalifBoomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@CalifBoomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalifBoomer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/58 "2000-03-15T05:52:00Z")
hmmmmm… no comment. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/59 "2000-03-15T06:07:00Z")
My preceeding comment was, of course, intended jocularly 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-quickly-up-your-post-total/14713/60 "2000-03-15T06:14:00Z")
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