# How to report people on dating sites for crimes? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 8, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020 "2015-06-08T23:44:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/21 "2015-06-09T11:39:40Z")
Stone Ruination. ---
**Author:** ![Isosleepy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/isosleepy/32/479_2.png) [@Isosleepy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isosleepy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/22 "2015-06-09T12:29:37Z")
I think that like the breeze which arises around dusk to gently ruffle the tall grasses of a summer meadow, there’s some wooshing going on here. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/23 "2015-06-09T12:58:09Z")
I am lucky enough to live only 20 minutes from New England Brewing, home of Gandhi Bot Double IPA and Imperial Stout Trooper Imperial Russian Stout. This has absolutely destroyed my ability to enjoy macrobrews as anything other than soft drinks on hot days. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/24 "2015-06-09T13:33:31Z")
> [@Eliahna](#): > > Call the FBI and offer to wear a wire on a date with her. When she gets in your car day something casual like “Sorry about all this litter. I’ve been meaning to throw it away but somehow I never find the time.” I know that sounds a bit like entrapment, but when it comes to really serious law-breaking like this, the feds don’t trouble themselves too much about “the rules”. As a lawyer, I fully endorse this plan. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/25 "2015-06-09T14:13:45Z")
1. Encourage her to visit Texas 2. Follow her until you witness the littering 3. [Report her!](http://www.dontmesswithtexas.org/get-involved/report-a-litterer/) ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/26 "2015-06-09T14:16:58Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > Your not worthy\* > … > > - ‘Your not worthy’ is the slogan on the Arrogant Bastard Ale beer bottle. I feel that it should be noted that it spelled correctly on the beer bottle label. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/27 "2015-06-09T14:37:15Z")
OP is just another clear indicator that the millenial generation is under-employed, far too smug, not nearly as clever as they think, and has far too much time on their hands. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/28 "2015-06-09T15:02:16Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > Your not worthy\* > … > > - ‘Your not worthy’ is the slogan on the Arrogant Bastard Ale beer bottle. ‘Your not worthy’ what? ---
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/29 "2015-06-09T15:58:57Z")
You know whose fault this _really_ is? Baby boomers. ---
**Author:** ![Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cdc98d/32.png) [@Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrogant_B_st_rd)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/30 "2015-06-09T17:23:55Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > OP is just another clear indicator that the millenial generation is under-employed, far too smug, not nearly as clever as they think, and has far too much time on their hands. > > :rolleyes: > [@CinnamonBabka](#): > > You know whose fault this _really_ is? > > Baby boomers. Right. It is people like quicksilver why so many millenials are broke. Hey, I might be underemployed in a traditional sense, but I make money playing poker. I dare you to compete with me. I will put you in your place, like I put all the other baby boomers. You guys are notoriously bad at poker. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/31 "2015-06-09T17:57:02Z")
Welcome. > [@grude](#): > > I enjoy mountain climbing, raping children, making kombucha, and watching The Price Is Right! > > Looking for someone to drink margaritas in the rain with! Eh, those cancel out. Wait you did say you grape children right? Offer them a Grape Crush? > [@kanicbird](#): > > Your not worthy\* > > - ‘Your not worthy’ is the slogan on the Arrogant Bastard Ale beer bottle. They also make “[Lukcy Basartd Ale](http://www.arrogantbastard.com/lukcybasartd/default.asp)” (sic). Mabye your thikning of that bere’s sloagn when you’re saying that? > [@naita](#): > > No, she’s not. Throwing trash out the car window is a crime many places, it’s stupid, it’s polluting, etc. but it’s not murder. It’s an insignificant contribution to the destruction of the Earth compared to driving the car in the first place, it’s insignificant in comparions to industrial pollution and industrial land use to feed consumption, it’s insignificant in comparison with flying down to Mexico for a vacation. The earth is a pussy if it can’t handle a cigarette butt. Back in the 80s, they told us that we’d drown in piles of garbage. Now we know that that’s stupid, and that the reasons to recycle aren’t due to space concerns. And now I’m thinking of Police Chief Wiggum. “Oh sure, someone ‘robbed’ you. Good bye. There’s a littering in progress right now!” ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/32 "2015-06-09T18:01:25Z")
It’s not my fault you’re still living with mommy and daddy. And I don’t gamble. But if I did, it would be strictly for my own amusement and because I have the disposable income to do so. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/33 "2015-06-09T19:18:13Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > They also make “[Lukcy Basartd Ale](http://www.arrogantbastard.com/lukcybasartd/default.asp)” (sic). Mabye your thikning of that bere’s sloagn when you’re saying that? Perhaps he was dictating. ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/34 "2015-06-09T20:04:40Z")
> [@Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](#): > > I’m not really an arrogant bastard… > > \ > > …You probably don’t know what any of those things are, but that’s alright. 😕:dubious::rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![CinnamonBabka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@CinnamonBabka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CinnamonBabka)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/35 "2015-06-09T20:07:30Z")
> [@Arrogant\_B\_st\_rd](#): > > Right. It is people like quicksilver why so many millenials are broke. Hey, I might be underemployed in a traditional sense, but I make money playing poker. I dare you to compete with me. I will put you in your place, like I put all the other baby boomers. You guys are notoriously bad at poker. I’m not a boomer. I just know a bad act when I see one. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/36 "2015-06-09T20:12:37Z")
> [@Coriolanus](#): > > Gather up some 8×10 color glossy pictures of this litter. It will help if they have circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what they’re evidence of. > [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](#): > > Maybe we can all follow them secretly down the highway in a caravan of rented limousines and take photographs while she throws his clothes out the window? > > No judge could deny the collective weight of our combined whatever. Unless the judge is led into the courtroom by a guide dog. Poor Officer Obie. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/37 "2015-06-09T20:29:41Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > It’s not my fault you’re still living with mommy and daddy. And I don’t gamble. But if I did, it would be strictly for my own amusement and because I have the disposable income to do so. Don’t be so gruff, he’s been building bridges for over 24 hours to bring us all closer together. ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/38 "2015-06-10T02:20:41Z")
Reply to her ad and suggest “Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/39 "2015-06-10T06:54:29Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > This is excellent advice, but it doesn’t just apply to litter. Find anything she likes and leave it at her doorstep. If she has a pet dog she loves, take a bunch of Polaroids of the dog and leave them on her doorstep. Does she like baseball? Follow her to the game, take a bunch of pictures and leave them in her mailbox. Be aware that it is a crime to put anything into a mailbox that is not mail. So make sure the photos are property addressed and have sufficient postage applied. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-report-people-on-dating-sites-for-crimes/722020/40 "2015-06-10T06:57:13Z")
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