# How to resurrect Two and a Half Men

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 27, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806 "2011-02-27T16:37:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806/21 "2011-02-28T16:32:11Z")

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> [@Spoke](#):
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> Then have him make a motorcycle jump over a tank full of sharks.

After being goaded into doing it by his agent…TED MCGINLEY!

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806/22 "2011-02-28T16:50:22Z")

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Charlie dies, a illegitimate son from a sordid affair from 20 yrs ago claims the beach house and the rest of the estate.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806/23 "2011-02-28T16:57:23Z")

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> [@notfrommensa](#):
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> Charlie dies, a illegitimate son from a sordid affair from 20 yrs ago claims the beach house and the rest of the estate.

Considering Charlie, I’d have to ask “Which one?” They probably have a union…“Fraternal Half-Brotherhood of Charlie Harper’s Bastards Local 321”.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806/24 "2011-02-28T16:58:56Z")

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Charlie will come back from the dead for 3 million an episode.

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**Author:** ![heathen\_earthling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/13edae/32.png) [@heathen\_earthling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heathen_earthling)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806/25 "2011-02-28T19:23:20Z")

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Charlie almost dies in an explosion. He returns as 50% man… and 50% machine! An ongoing joke is the cyborg’s lack of human genitalia.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-resurrect-two-and-a-half-men/572806/26 "2011-02-28T21:18:50Z")

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Charlie and Berta finally hook up.

{shudder}  
Nevermind

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