# How to say "I'm fucking stupid" creatively **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 18, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431 "2024-07-18T19:15:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Thing.Fish](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thing.fish/32/9168_2.png) [@Thing.Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing.Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/21 "2024-07-19T13:41:37Z")
Fuck off, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/22 "2024-07-19T14:01:15Z")
Doesn’t that make it homeopathic? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/23 "2024-07-19T18:51:09Z")
That’s one thing I’ve tried to explain to customers who are afraid of these signals. The things that scare you are what make your devices work. The only effective way to avoid these signals is to not use these devices and then live somewhere so remote that no such devices are anywhere near you. You can’t reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themself into, though. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/24 "2024-07-19T18:54:40Z")
Strong like bull, smart like dumptruck. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/25 "2024-07-19T19:03:34Z")
Eh, I’m ok with my fetching _Alum foil beret_ Hey, ever since I wear it my hair has never felt so thick and luxurious. Win-win! And Bigfoot sightings have decreased. Wait…umm…that defeats my need to get proof he does exist. Why else would I have that case of Jacklinks? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/26 "2024-07-20T01:00:04Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Bladder Infection > 6 oz warm, flat American lager(Coors, Bud Lite,etc). > 3 oz room temp urine, hopefully your own. Or you can just use 9 oz. of Coors ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/27 "2024-07-20T01:12:40Z")
Let’s not bring up drinks that are not actually consumable. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/28 "2024-07-20T01:30:26Z")
I couldn’t find a cite, but I’m certain I read about a woman who died after soaking herself in meat tenderizer, destroying the skin over most of her body. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/29 "2024-07-20T02:22:10Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Let’s not bring up drinks that are not actually consumable. - OK. I’ll leave out the beer. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/30 "2024-07-20T05:31:26Z")
That’s not how tenderizer works. The only way it would have harmed her is if she ate it and was allergic. Or did you confuse it with industrial strength acid? ---
**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/31 "2024-07-20T13:29:51Z")
I was touching up the white paint on the kerb outside my house last week when a neighbour came out and asked me why I did that. “It keeps the tigers away,” I said. He looked puzzled. “There aren’t any tigers around here,” he says. “That proves it works,” I tell him. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/32 "2024-07-20T18:19:06Z")
But you’ve not said that they don’t hurt you, just that it’s hard to get away from them. So do you secretly want us to get our brains zapped? Are you in the pocket of Big WiFi?! /s ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/33 "2024-07-20T18:35:00Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Are you in the pocket of Big WiFi?! /s You figured it out, my middle name is 802.11 (it’s a family name). ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/34 "2024-07-21T05:57:18Z")
Some of those so-called radiation protection stickers are themselves actually radioactive. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LIQzwlxKR5k/maxresdefault.jpg "Amazon fake 5G safety stickers hazard") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIQzwlxKR5k) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/35 "2024-07-21T14:54:43Z")
I always liked your username. Big Foglio fan, here, since his days in the Dragon, during the 80s. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431/36 "2024-07-22T11:07:52Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > It was from a site called “chemtrails UK”. I took a look and they are _seriously_ fucking stupid. On the plus side, you can always do this: > **[Jet Fuel](https://xkcd.com/966/)** > > The 'controlled demolition' theory was concocted by the government to distract us. '9/11 was an inside job' was an inside job! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-say-im-fucking-stupid-creatively/1004431.md?page=1)