# How to seduce a woman from Norway **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117 "2002-04-17T12:22:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117/21 "2002-04-19T15:19:07Z")
Lutefisk. Trust me on this. Lutefisk. šŸ˜ƒ Or lefsa, if you canā€™t find the lutefisk. _goes to find lefsa griddle-thingyā€¦_ * * * \<\< Ya, shure, ya bet ya. \>\> ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117/22 "2002-04-19T15:45:33Z")
Demonstrate an appreciation of her culture, commiserating for instance about how moose bites can be quite nasty and how one once bit your sister. No, really. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117/23 "2002-04-19T16:59:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Floater \* > > > [@](#): > > > > (But then, Swedish sounds like Danish with a corncob in your throat.) > > \*\*Sorry, but itā€™s the other way round. \*\* Visst, fƶr fan! šŸ˜ƒ I almost got seduced by a sizzlinā€™ hot Norwegian redhead back in St. Petersburg. I say ā€œalmostā€ because I was too goddamn stupid to realize that if you and she do a crotch grind on the dance floor, that means lovinā€™ is definitely in the air. Oh no, I wanted _alcohol_. Damn. Damn damn damn!! ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117/24 "2002-04-20T02:08:03Z")
**Jonathan Chance** : _Everything_ sounds fun in Norwegian! ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117/25 "2002-04-20T11:34:06Z")
I have found a lot can be communicated by holding a personā€™s hand. Not a sweaty death grip. But a casual, I ment nothing by it, let me take your hand to lead you someplace interesting. As she gets comfortable being in contact with you, stronger feelings can easily be communicated in the same way. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117/26 "2002-04-20T16:08:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*Demonstrate an appreciation of her culture, commiserating for instance about how moose bites can be quite nasty and how one once bit your sister. No, really. \*\* If you really want to impress her in this respect, learn to Telemark, don a lovely Norwegian knit sweater, and then huck yourself off a Rauland mountain hut in a full back layout revealing your manly man attributes. At lest thatā€™s what this Scotsman did, with impressive results following his landing. [http://www.telemark.org/pub/pictures/morgedal.gif](http://www.telemark.org/pub/pictures/morgedal.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Squire-Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Squire-Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squire-Bob)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117/27 "2002-05-28T13:16:10Z")
Sorry to resurect this post but there has been a slight change in situation, It was my birthday at the weekend and we ended up kissingā€¦ You may be thinking good, But she was very drunk so i had to send her home, me being a gentleman and all. But she may now think ive rejected her. super. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-seduce-a-woman-from-norway/104117.md?page=1)