# How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) \[TV show\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 9, 2019, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237 "2019-06-09T01:03:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/1 "2019-06-09T01:03:13Z")

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I’ve become an addict of this show. It’s a quick binge, with six episodes of half an hour each. Now I’m in withdrawal until Season 2 comes out.

I work with teenagers, so I’ve learned to avoid most shows that are about kids of that age. I’m glad I decided to give this one a try, though: [Watch How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) | Netflix Official Site](https://www.netflix.com/search?q=how%20to%20sell%20drugs%20online%20fast&jbv=80218448&jbp=0&jbr=0)

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/2 "2019-06-09T12:33:28Z")

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Must… resist… delete-and-ban as spam… button…

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/3 "2019-06-09T13:28:22Z")

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Um…why would you have to resist marking my post as spam? It’s not spam. I’m a doper who loves this show. I thought I’d tell other people about it, in hopes that they’d love it, too.

There’s a Reddit group to talk about HTSDOF, but I know Dopers are a smart, interesting bunch. If people here watched the show and liked it, maybe we could have a fun thread about it. Stuff like this is what the Cafe Society forum is for, right?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/4 "2019-06-09T15:45:53Z")

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Probably should see if you can get a mod to add (TV Show) to the thread title.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/5 "2019-06-09T15:49:46Z")

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I don’t know about the show, but let me tell you about 6 Quick Ways that you can Enlarge your Penis at Home, that are Safe, Organic, and You can do Yourself!

😉

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/6 "2019-06-09T16:48:36Z")

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Yes, I know that you’re not a spammer, and I can tell from your post that it’s about a TV show by that name (though I hadn’t heard of the show before this). There’s no actual problem here.

But a thread title like “How to Sell Drugs Online Fast” is usually followed by a list in poor English of links to illegal online pharmacies with third-world TLDs. Or occasionally a list in poor English of links to illegal online streaming services with third-world TLDs: For some reasons, sometimes the streaming spammers disguise themselves as other sorts of spam.

Adding “(TV show)” to your title probably would be a good idea, if you don’t mind.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/7 "2019-06-09T16:55:15Z")

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No instructions. Disappointed.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/8 "2019-06-09T19:53:24Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Yes, I know that you’re not a spammer, and I can tell from your post that it’s about a TV show by that name (though I hadn’t heard of the show before this). There’s no actual problem here.
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> But a thread title like “How to Sell Drugs Online Fast” is usually followed by a list in poor English of links to illegal online pharmacies with third-world TLDs. Or occasionally a list in poor English of links to illegal online streaming services with third-world TLDs: For some reasons, sometimes the streaming spammers disguise themselves as other sorts of spam.
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> Adding “(TV show)” to your title probably would be a good idea, if you don’t mind.

I see what you mean. Thanks for pointing it out. Sure–feel free to add “(TV show)” to the title.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2019, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/9 "2019-06-09T20:30:39Z")

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If you’re fixing things, the title also doesn’t have “Fast” in parentheses.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/10 "2019-06-10T13:21:54Z")

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> [@Scribble](#):
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> I work with teenagers, so I’ve learned to avoid most shows that are about kids of that age.

Just curious - what did you think (if anything) about another Netflix show about teenagers, _Sex Education_?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/11 "2019-06-10T14:04:55Z")

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OK, title edited.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/12 "2019-06-10T16:09:55Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Just curious - what did you think (if anything) about another Netflix show about teenagers, _Sex Education_?

I haven’t watched that one. Are you a fan?

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/13 "2019-06-10T16:11:06Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> OK, title edited.

Thanks, Chronos! Would you mind putting parentheses around the “Fast” in the title, too? Thanks, ftg, for pointing out the mistake.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/14 "2019-06-10T16:14:04Z")

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Done.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-sell-drugs-online-fast-tv-show/835237/15 "2019-06-10T16:42:03Z")

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> [@Scribble](#):
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> I haven’t watched that one. Are you a fan?

Yes.
