# How to start a gas war

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 2, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074 "2001-05-02T13:37:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/1 "2001-05-02T13:37:31Z")

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A gas station in my neck of the woods dropped its prices last night to 54.1 cents/litre.

Saturday night one man was killed by the pumps… apparently as a revenge killing by the Hells Angels.

hmmmmm

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/2 "2001-05-02T14:46:54Z")

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OK, I’ll bite.

Are you trying to say that this murder had something to do with the price of petrol?

Also, could you please say where and when this happened, and link to a news article if available?

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/3 "2001-05-02T19:18:36Z")

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I usually start a gas war by eating a lot of broccoli, beans, cheese, and for full potency, eggs.

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**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/4 "2001-05-02T22:06:28Z")

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Where I live it’s $1.69. Yesterday it was $1.58. I weep for the future.

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/5 "2001-05-02T23:23:40Z")

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Are you kidding me? This morning it was $1.83. I weep that I don’t live in **neptune’s** neck of the woods.

To the broccoli, beans, cheese & eggs please add the following:

cabbage  
WOW chips  
jalapenos

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**Author:** ![Pstarr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@Pstarr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pstarr)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/6 "2001-05-02T23:49:43Z")

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I don’t know, I paid 1.99 at lunch, and that was at the cheap place. You gotta love San Jose.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/7 "2001-05-03T00:10:39Z")

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> _Originally posted by Barbarian \*  
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> Saturday night one man was killed by the pumps…_\*

Hell, I just want to know what he did to those pumps. Who cares about the price of gas when there are maniac gas pumps on the prowl?

[sub]sorry. I really couldnt’ resist[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-start-a-gas-war/64074/8 "2001-05-03T09:09:59Z")

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Link to a news article? Nah, but here’s a synopsis.

Sunday morning in Vancouver a man was shot and killed when he walked out of a gas station. The shooter fled on foot.

After a few days the Vancouver Police Dept reveal the dead man is ‘a person of interest’ in the March shooting of a Hells Angel member. That, combined with the victim wearing a bullet-proof vest, makes police think this was a planned hit.

3 days later the gas station-- which has been prominently mentioned in newscasts and newspapers all over town-- drops its prices to 54.1 cents a litre. Gas _was_ about 79 cents.

Price drops follow all over Vancouver. Massive line-ups ensue. I pay a whopping $1.48 to fill the tank on my scooter.

And I just picture a guy riding a hawg thinking “hey, we should do this more often!”

and as for the pumps… I think he just bled on them. 😉
