# How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330 "2010-07-11T21:25:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/1 "2010-07-11T21:25:34Z")

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This thread is for this [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk) that I really like.

It’s more or a public service announcement really.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/2 "2010-07-11T22:16:30Z")

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She looks better at the beginning of the video than at the end…

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/3 "2010-07-11T22:21:18Z")

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> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> She looks better at the beginning of the video than at the end…

Um, yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s a joke.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/4 "2010-07-11T23:38:41Z")

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Bizarre.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/5 "2010-07-11T23:43:25Z")

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That was seriously funny.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/6 "2010-07-12T00:38:34Z")

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> [@Astroboy14](#):
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> She looks better at the beginning of the video than at the end…

Well i wouldn’t say that, but she looks pretty damn cute throughout. Her voice is incredibly annoying though, but i think she’s faking it.

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/7 "2010-07-12T00:44:24Z")

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She’s brilliant. Way funny!

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/8 "2010-07-12T01:18:17Z")

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Well done. I liked it! 🙂

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/9 "2010-07-12T02:18:55Z")

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All that was missing was the background music of Kesha singing “Tick Tock” (the most obnoxious song of the decade so far…) to create the truly vapid personality!

(Funny video though…wonder if she really does have a Master’s from Boston U…)

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/10 "2010-07-12T03:16:54Z")

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I wish it was G rated language wise so I could show this to my students. Hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/11 "2010-07-12T03:21:55Z")

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Thoroughly enjoyed that. I can’t tell if she’d be really annoying or really fun to hang out with, but I’m leaning toward the latter.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/12 "2010-07-12T03:26:43Z")

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She was better looking at the beginning.

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**Author:** ![The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Universe_Lashes_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/13 "2010-07-12T03:34:04Z")

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The sad thing is, lots of women seem to think there is a linear relationship between amount of makeup applied and attractiveness. Hiding your natural beauty is not a good idea, ladies!

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/14 "2010-07-12T03:41:30Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> She was better looking at the beginning.

That’s the joke.

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**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/15 "2010-07-12T03:50:45Z")

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The real joke is that all her advice is practical. I’ve seen pretty girls who people seldom noticed suddenly become ‘hot’ in the eyes of the majority and receive a ton more attention simply by spackling on the makeup, tanning, bleaching, and wearing more showy clothing.

This girl is making her living as a gogo dancer/model.

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**Author:** ![FordTaurusSHO94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f07891/32.png) [@FordTaurusSHO94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordTaurusSHO94)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/16 "2010-07-12T04:06:05Z")

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I thought she looked good through the whole video, but better at the beginning. Her voice got old quick though.

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/17 "2010-07-12T10:53:55Z")

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Roots much?

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/18 "2010-07-12T14:18:07Z")

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> [@HowieReynolds](#):
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> The sad thing is, lots of women seem to think there is a linear relationship between amount of makeup applied and attractiveness. Hiding your natural beauty is not a good idea, ladies!

What if you are low on natural beauty to begin with?

Answering own question: make the most of what you’ve got with subtle makeup, that’s the ticket. Neutrals! Applying turquoise eyeshadow to your crepey eyelids, and red lipstick to your wrinkly gray lips draws attention, but is not necessarily an improvement.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/19 "2010-07-12T14:41:23Z")

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Too much work. It’s easier just getting other people drunk.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/20 "2010-07-12T15:37:10Z")

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Very funny, but my God, her voice is annoying. It’s like a slightly-less-gritty Fran Drescher.

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