# How to trick people into thinking you're good looking

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330 "2010-07-11T21:25:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/21 "2010-07-12T16:24:16Z")

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It’s probably easier to just poke out people’s eyes and then tell them I’m good-looking.

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/22 "2010-07-12T16:47:56Z")

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> [@HowieReynolds](#):
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> The sad thing is, lots of women seem to think there is a linear relationship between amount of makeup applied and attractiveness. Hiding your natural beauty is not a good idea, ladies!

Why limit your dating pool only to people who’ll love you for yourself?  
(that’s a rhetorical question and not a rhetorical question)

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/23 "2010-07-12T17:02:44Z")

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She hardly blinks in this video. Once you notice it, it’s pretty creepy.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/24 "2010-07-12T17:08:01Z")

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Well, um. . . I think her hair looks really nice at the end, good for it or not.

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/25 "2010-07-12T17:27:36Z")

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If you like that “Hi, I’m wearing hay on my head, and I haven’t touched it up in about 3 months!” look.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/26 "2010-07-12T17:36:14Z")

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> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#):
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> If you like that “Hi, I’m wearing hay on my head, and I haven’t touched it up in about 3 months!” look.

I like it better than the frizzy I haven’t brushed or washed my hair in a week look. It looks healthier to me at the end than it does at the beginning (smoother, shinier, less dried out).

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/27 "2010-07-12T20:12:41Z")

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> [@DMark](#):
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> Kesha singing “Tick Tock” (the most obnoxious song of the decade so far…)

Um, EXCUSE me… it’s “Ke$ha” and “TiK ToK”, thxmch.

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**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/28 "2010-07-12T21:00:41Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> Um, EXCUSE me… it’s “Ke$ha” and “TiK ToK”, thxmch.

HAHA! He spells things correctly, and without unnecessarily symbols!

Fuddy duddy.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/29 "2010-07-12T23:13:12Z")

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The funny thing is that it seems people here think this is a dorky girl mocking overdone prissy girls. If you follow the link on her Youtube to her Facebook, you’ll see that she’s actually an overdone prissy girl mocking what dorks think of overdone prissy girls.

If you were to go her Facebook, you’d see photos of her in her underwear like [this](http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs168.snc3/19558_313758924927_311917224927_3363914_462936_n.jpg) or [this](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs268.ash1/19558_313759034927_311917224927_3363929_4554149_n.jpg).

Or you see that her job of choice is, in fact, gogo dancer: [here](http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs168.snc3/19558_313824929927_311917224927_3364086_6649141_n.jpg) and [here](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs168.snc3/19558_313824744927_311917224927_3364061_5069734_n.jpg).

So, I think the message to take away from her video is: be yourself. Over doing it one way or the other might be bad, but there ya go.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/30 "2010-07-13T02:50:13Z")

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> [@HowieReynolds](#):
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> The sad thing is, lots of women seem to think there is a linear relationship between amount of makeup applied and attractiveness. Hiding your natural beauty is not a good idea, ladies!

So true! It’s sad how many women think that the more time they spend making themselves up in the mirror, the prettier they are. Sure, spend a little time touching up, maybe a little highlighting of your best features, sure. But hours of straightening, fake eyelashes, layers of eye make-up, etc.? Overboard.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-to-trick-people-into-thinking-youre-good-looking/546330/31 "2010-07-13T03:30:01Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> She was better looking at the beginning.

Whoosh!

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