# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/181 "2018-04-12T06:23:17Z")
Yes, Summers’ my therapist, nurse and and part-time lover. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/182 "2018-04-12T06:40:03Z")
Hangover, loaver? Or hanguver, lover? Anyway, back in play. Winter is a frigid bitch, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/183 "2018-04-12T06:44:08Z")
Heh, a loaver=bread maker:) I will get back to you in a minute. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/184 "2018-04-12T07:02:29Z")
It’s been more than a minute, **Beck** , where’s your line? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/185 "2018-04-12T07:09:55Z")
“Back in a minute” was her line and it is just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/186 "2018-04-12T07:10:40Z")
The fall I took made me late. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/187 "2018-04-12T07:18:54Z")
Such is the clutz’s fate. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/188 "2018-04-12T07:36:49Z")
**Beck** ’s not a klutz, as far as I know. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/189 "2018-04-12T07:39:52Z")
Although you’ve snorted tons of blow. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/190 "2018-04-12T07:51:18Z")
We will see how klutz-y I really am when I drag my butt upstairs to bed, sometime before daybreak. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/191 "2018-04-12T14:01:39Z")
Hope you’re not in pain, that you can sleep and not lay awake. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/192 "2018-04-13T05:22:27Z")
All’s well. No fractures apparent. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/193 "2018-04-14T08:15:02Z")
I’ve been away for awhile. Have you all been transparent? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/194 "2018-04-14T08:21:36Z")
Clearly, we are as opaque as ever. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/195 "2018-04-14T21:20:29Z")
And when will this thread end? Never! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/196 "2018-04-15T01:12:00Z")
Four pages is not a bad start. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/197 "2018-04-15T02:36:43Z")
As long as rhymers do their part. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/198 "2018-04-15T04:04:05Z")
I am willing to pen some verse. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/199 "2018-04-15T04:43:01Z")
And watch it go from bad to worse! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/200 "2018-04-15T14:35:06Z")
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