# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/221 "2018-04-17T17:16:20Z")
“A Perfect World” was a slow-paced groaner. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/222 "2018-04-17T20:10:08Z")
But is he better than old John Wayne? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/223 "2018-04-17T21:21:16Z")
Or better than reading a book by Mark Twain? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/224 "2018-04-18T03:45:17Z")
Would Eastwood like some Stilton cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/225 "2018-04-18T03:48:34Z")
I think Clint would say “Yes, I like cheese”. (;)) ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/226 "2018-04-18T12:13:30Z")
But concerning Clint Eastwood I’ve heard quite enough ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/227 "2018-04-18T12:53:13Z")
And the topics get going when the going gets tough. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/228 "2018-04-18T13:22:11Z")
Which reminds me, last night I had some tough steak ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/229 "2018-04-18T13:47:02Z")
Which I hope did not cause a tooth to break. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/230 "2018-04-18T13:49:34Z")
Perhaps it was plywood - the chef’s mistake? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/231 "2018-04-18T14:29:01Z")
'twas not the chef’s fault, thus he spake. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/232 "2018-04-18T14:32:21Z")
I see, the maitre d’ did err ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/233 "2018-04-18T14:55:26Z")
while deftly covering his derriere ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/234 "2018-04-18T15:05:41Z")
Sadly, the chef in question lives in my abode ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/235 "2018-04-18T15:21:47Z")
he once tried to serve me broiled garlic toad. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/236 "2018-04-18T16:01:13Z")
which I subsequently tossed on the road. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/237 "2018-04-18T17:08:36Z")
You make it sound awful, I slaved hours to make that feast! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/238 "2018-04-18T18:59:39Z")
Try as you might, it’s still a disgusting beast. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/239 "2018-04-18T19:02:44Z")
I’d like to see you do better. What would you fix? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/240 "2018-04-18T19:48:24Z")
Maybe some cheese tortellini - see you 'round six? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=13)