# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/241 "2018-04-19T02:07:45Z")
Should I bring any wine? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/242 "2018-04-19T02:48:00Z")
A white Zinfandel would be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/243 "2018-04-19T02:48:14Z")
Oh, yes 2 bottles would be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/244 "2018-04-19T03:05:45Z")
And hey, maybe I’ll bring along Chris Pine! ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/245 "2018-04-19T03:24:30Z")
What’s for dessert, might I ask? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/246 "2018-04-19T12:11:07Z")
It’s a lowbrow affair, so bring your own flask. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/247 "2018-04-19T12:12:46Z")
Chekhov’s got “wodka” by the bottle ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/248 "2018-04-19T14:24:05Z")
If I drink ‘wodka’ I will waddle. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/249 "2018-04-19T14:25:03Z")
Perhaps he might share it with Ron Mottl? > **[Ronald M. Mottl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_M._Mottl)** > > Ronald Milton Mottl (born February 6, 1934) is an American lawyer and politician who served as a Democratic member of the state House of Representatives of Ohio from 1987 to 1997. Before that, he served four terms in the United States House of Representatives from 1975 to 1983. > Mottl was born in Cleveland, Ohio to Miroslav Václav Josef Mottl (1899-1945) and Anna Huml (1903-1990), a couple of Czech descent. His father, an immigrant from Počaply, died from chronic valvular heart disease when he wa... ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/250 "2018-04-19T14:28:28Z")
Enjoy it over a talk about his pet axolotl. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/251 "2018-04-19T14:49:13Z")
You said a mouthful, I’ll bring an orange ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/252 "2018-04-19T15:04:40Z")
Is that a fern I see? Check out that sporange. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/253 "2018-04-19T15:08:58Z")
The _Jeeves_ books feature one Percy Gorringe. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/254 "2018-04-19T15:22:25Z")
Yeah, and old Marley was as dead as a door hinge. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/255 "2018-04-19T19:08:16Z")
\*Star Trek \*marathon today, so more binge. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/256 "2018-04-19T19:14:09Z")
Then to the pub to enjoy a pint ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/257 "2018-04-19T19:56:34Z")
The wife can’t drink 'cause she’s enseint. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/258 "2018-04-19T20:01:57Z")
All this talk is making me thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/259 "2018-04-19T20:10:52Z")
But if I have too much beer my bladder will get bursty. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/260 "2018-04-19T20:15:36Z")
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