# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/261 "2018-04-19T20:17:04Z")
Just like _that_, you can’t even say, “Hola!”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/262 "2018-04-19T20:45:45Z")
Guten Tag! Konnichi Wa! Bonjour, and Aloha! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/263 "2018-04-19T20:55:39Z")
Which would you say, if you visited Doha? > **[Doha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doha)** > > Doha (Arabic: الدوحة, romanized: ad-Dawḥa \[adˈdawħa\] or ad-Dōḥa) is the capital city and main financial hub of Qatar. Located on the Persian Gulf coast in the east of the country, north of Al Wakrah and south of Al Khor, it is home to most of the country's population. It is also Qatar's fastest growing city, with over 80% of the nation's population living in Doha or its surrounding suburbs. > Doha was founded in the 1820s as an offshoot of Al Bidda. It was officially declared as the country's c... ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/264 "2018-04-20T12:19:17Z")
Doha is the capital of the State of Qatar. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/265 "2018-04-20T13:07:22Z")
You got your chocolate on my peanut butter! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/266 "2018-04-20T13:13:54Z")
Actually, I still prefer catarrh ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/267 "2018-04-20T13:38:23Z")
Who cares, as long as they let me play my guitar. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/268 "2018-04-20T13:45:12Z")
May I accompany you upon my zither? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/269 "2018-04-20T14:27:20Z")
And where shall we play, yon or hither? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/270 "2018-04-20T15:31:12Z")
Though running too far may become dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/271 "2018-04-20T15:38:33Z")
That’s a decision you may leave to us ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/272 "2018-04-20T15:41:16Z")
But for what reason would we be running? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/273 "2018-04-20T16:25:12Z")
People react badly to all this punning. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/274 "2018-04-20T19:15:48Z")
That’s their loss. Have they no good taste? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/275 "2018-04-20T19:27:26Z")
Oh, they taste very good, at least in tomato paste. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/276 "2018-04-20T20:05:39Z")
or perhaps a nice chianti served with fava beans ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/277 "2018-04-20T20:14:08Z")
To curry fava, fava curry, I’f ya knows what I means. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/278 "2018-04-20T21:45:56Z")
I love children–deep-fried in batter. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/279 "2018-04-20T22:10:44Z")
You don’t like proverbial ‘pitter-patter’? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/280 "2018-04-21T04:15:22Z")
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