# How was your day?  In rhyming couplets.

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**Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/281 "2018-04-22T05:49:31Z")

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Hey, none of your sass!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/282 "2018-04-22T12:41:50Z")

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Some people ain’t got no principles either.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/283 "2018-04-22T14:03:16Z")

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Some principals ain’t got no pupils neither.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/284 "2018-04-22T15:35:03Z")

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There is just a general lack of scruples.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/285 "2018-04-22T18:35:30Z")

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Have you noticed that among your pupils?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/286 "2018-04-23T16:45:10Z")

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kids today are no good. Now get off my lawn!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/287 "2018-04-23T17:09:50Z")

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This in not your yard and I am not your pawn.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/288 "2018-04-23T17:10:36Z")

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Time for a mid-day nap–yawn!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/289 "2018-04-23T17:51:36Z")

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And with that, the rotten kids are gone.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/290 "2018-04-23T18:06:55Z")

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One of my favorite Star Wars characters is Grand Admiral Thrawn.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/291 "2018-04-23T18:09:05Z")

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,and Yoda, and Solo, and so on and so on.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/292 "2018-04-23T18:17:21Z")

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Don’t forget the Ewoks…

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/293 "2018-04-23T19:27:03Z")

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Of course not. I mow them down with Glocks.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/294 "2018-04-23T19:42:40Z")

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May the Force be with you always

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/295 "2018-04-23T19:53:52Z")

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At the risk of making a cross-over, “Live long and prosper” all of your days!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/296 "2018-04-23T20:09:24Z")

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Didn’t Harry Potter say that to Doctor Who?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/297 "2018-04-24T02:41:26Z")

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Nay, 'twas Radagast said it to Louis Wu!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/298 "2018-04-24T02:47:02Z")

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Quarter of 11:00, time to hit the hay.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/299 "2018-04-24T02:55:27Z")

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It has been a eventful day.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/300 "2018-04-24T05:30:58Z")

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Now off I go to my cozy bed

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