# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/301 "2018-04-24T09:32:14Z")
Lay yourself down; rest your head. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/302 "2018-04-24T13:54:14Z")
I did, and now I’m quite well-rested ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/303 "2018-04-24T14:34:08Z")
My cereal bowls are too tightly nested. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/304 "2018-04-24T14:57:23Z")
Gack! Who waxed the kitchen floor!? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/305 "2018-04-24T16:05:31Z")
I slid, head-first, into the pantry door! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/306 "2018-04-24T17:03:50Z")
Does blood and flour make a good slurry? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/307 "2018-04-24T17:08:16Z")
Bring the mop, and for Pete’s sake, hurry! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/308 "2018-04-24T17:13:33Z")
Call 911, asap. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/309 "2018-04-24T18:11:41Z")
In a moment, first I have to go pee. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/310 "2018-04-24T20:49:16Z")
You need to pee? Well, urine luck! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/311 "2018-04-24T20:55:24Z")
Excuse me, I have to go walk my duck. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/312 "2018-04-24T21:49:34Z")
My brains’re leaking out all over the tiles! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/313 "2018-04-24T22:43:28Z")
looks like we’ll be mopping for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/314 "2018-04-25T05:51:05Z")
Use it to lay on the\* beurre noisette\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/315 "2018-04-25T06:15:07Z")
Here, I give you a serviette. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/316 "2018-04-25T06:40:20Z")
Now it’s time to go relax on the _chaise longue._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/317 "2018-04-25T13:23:48Z")
Perfect place to put a bong. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/318 "2018-04-25T14:12:59Z")
No wonder you fell and your head hit the door. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/319 "2018-04-25T14:47:12Z")
That had nothing to do with the wax on the floor? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/320 "2018-04-25T14:59:15Z")
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