# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/321 "2018-04-25T15:17:48Z")
Oops, that wasn’t a rag, 'twas my daughter’s dress. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/322 "2018-04-25T15:20:54Z")
This is starting to sound like “The Cat in the Hat.” ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/323 "2018-04-25T16:26:59Z")
Is there something wrong about that? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/324 "2018-04-25T16:35:14Z")
" we can have lots of fun that is funny" ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/325 "2018-04-25T16:38:58Z")
As long as we don’t have to pay residuals money. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/326 "2018-04-25T19:24:58Z")
Where are Thing One and Thing Two? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/327 "2018-04-25T20:14:14Z")
They are “Where the Wild Things are” or a zoo? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/328 "2018-04-25T20:35:38Z")
Dr. Seuss also wrote about the Zax ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/329 "2018-04-25T20:54:58Z")
Were they the bastard sons of the Lorax? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/330 "2018-04-26T01:29:52Z")
I took a walk and petted some dogs ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/331 "2018-04-26T02:15:53Z")
(That was on Mulberry Street according to the logs) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/332 "2018-04-26T02:39:30Z")
The rain kept me indoors. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/333 "2018-04-26T03:50:03Z")
So I got out the mop and cleaned the floors ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/334 "2018-04-26T04:45:28Z")
The floors are clean. Nice and neat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/335 "2018-04-26T12:17:23Z")
Now it’s time to fry some meat ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/336 "2018-04-26T13:03:50Z")
Y’know, I could go for a nice juicy steak ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/337 "2018-04-26T13:38:01Z")
Would you like that dry, squishy, or bloody? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/338 "2018-04-26T14:01:25Z")
(“Bloody” doesn’t rhyme with “steak”) And I expect high-quality meat - nothing fake! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/339 "2018-04-26T14:18:06Z")
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/340 "2018-04-26T14:46:08Z")
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