# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/341 "2018-04-26T15:09:51Z")
But I could never take a knife and fork to an equine! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/342 "2018-04-26T16:38:10Z")
[Please forgive—“steak” I parsed as eye-rhyme divine] So I begin anew: perhaps a ferret stew? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/343 "2018-04-26T16:40:21Z")
All I can say is “Ewwww”! ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/344 "2018-04-26T16:44:54Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > But I could never take a knife and fork to an equine! [Oh yeah? And what meter is this supposed to be? [Eyebrow sarcastic dubious smiley] ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/345 "2018-04-26T16:46:14Z")
Fine–try this fricasee of worms… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/346 "2018-04-26T20:00:08Z")
Ewww, Annelida! So full of germs ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/347 "2018-04-26T20:17:44Z")
I don’t want to discuss food anymore. I have lost my appetite. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/348 "2018-04-26T20:35:08Z")
How about a beer? I could uncap a Lite. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/349 "2018-04-27T01:37:41Z")
If not a beer, perhaps some brandy? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/350 "2018-04-27T01:41:49Z")
Dunno 'bout you, but steak 'n beer talk makes me randy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/351 "2018-04-27T02:11:33Z")
What are you, a caveman? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/352 "2018-04-27T04:09:36Z")
And have you tried the cuisine of Afghanistan? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/353 "2018-04-27T15:35:14Z")
Kabuli Palaw is their national dish. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/354 "2018-04-27T16:01:50Z")
Hmmmm? I think I will have the fish. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/355 "2018-04-27T16:44:21Z")
Unless the poppy is more your thing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/356 "2018-04-27T16:49:59Z")
Opium always makes for a fling! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/357 "2018-04-27T17:02:06Z")
Want to bang the gong around? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/358 "2018-04-27T18:21:35Z")
I don’t want to hear that sound. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/359 "2018-04-27T19:49:04Z")
The sun is shining here today ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/360 "2018-04-27T20:08:09Z")
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