# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/21 "2018-04-04T00:05:51Z")
So I threw the coffee pot instead ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/22 "2018-04-04T00:20:23Z")
and scored a hit right on his head ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/23 "2018-04-04T00:32:19Z")
So of course I was fired right there on the spot ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/24 "2018-04-04T01:29:55Z")
And he didn’t even let me keep the pot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/25 "2018-04-04T01:35:59Z")
And now I walk the lonely streets, ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/26 "2018-04-04T02:01:11Z")
At least, thank God, I’ll send some ranting Tweets. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/27 "2018-04-04T02:01:19Z")
Sending out important Tweets. Ninja’d! BIP: Need to find a place to sleep ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/28 "2018-04-04T02:04:14Z")
and the Hilton Hotel’s price is too steep ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/29 "2018-04-04T02:06:03Z")
“That trash looks soft” \* _falls in a heap_ \* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/30 "2018-04-04T02:06:08Z")
_of biodegradable Easter Peeps)_ ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/31 "2018-04-04T02:07:32Z")
So there’s no place on Earth where I can rest? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/32 "2018-04-04T02:11:01Z")
Not until you’ve cleaned up this mess! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/33 "2018-04-04T02:21:10Z")
The mission over at the Bowery’s free ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/34 "2018-04-04T02:22:47Z")
A cot and a hot, sounds good to me ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/35 "2018-04-04T02:44:46Z")
By now the area’s all gentrified ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/36 "2018-04-04T12:09:02Z")
Plus, you know, I’ve got my pride. . ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/37 "2018-04-04T12:39:23Z")
My old girlfriend has a comfy couch. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/38 "2018-04-04T13:54:52Z")
Almost as good as a kangaroo pouch. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/39 "2018-04-04T14:31:11Z")
Maybe it’s because my hand is a hook? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/40 "2018-04-04T14:38:20Z")
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