# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/381 "2018-04-30T01:32:29Z")
That was really sad. But I made brownies! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/382 "2018-04-30T01:57:49Z")
That makes me smile; upside down frownies! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/383 "2018-04-30T05:05:21Z")
A good meal can make one’s day ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/384 "2018-04-30T05:47:49Z")
The hell, you say? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/385 "2018-04-30T15:01:50Z")
Don’t tell me you’d rather eat awful food? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/386 "2018-04-30T16:07:48Z")
Yeah, why don’t you get with the program, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/387 "2018-04-30T19:33:35Z")
Some would prefer the roadkill cuisine. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/388 "2018-04-30T20:07:03Z")
I think I have to pass on that, old bean ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/389 "2018-05-01T03:38:20Z")
Had my eyes checked and i’ll have new glasses soon. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/390 "2018-05-01T03:59:00Z")
I didn’t wake up til noon. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/391 "2018-05-01T04:34:45Z")
Missed “The Price is Right” again, alas! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/392 "2018-05-01T04:52:40Z")
Were you at church, attending Mass? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/393 "2018-05-01T04:54:40Z")
Nah. I was laying in my Sealy/posturpedic. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/394 "2018-05-01T05:43:55Z")
Take it easy. We’re not yer medic. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/395 "2018-05-01T20:04:45Z")
Isn’t it hard to find a good doctor these days? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2018, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/396 "2018-05-01T21:47:57Z")
Or an insurance company that pays. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/397 "2018-05-02T13:31:19Z")
What’s the matter with Blue Cross? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/398 "2018-05-02T19:57:04Z")
Their deductible makes you pay out your oss. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/399 "2018-05-02T21:06:34Z")
I got a new patio, made of concrete ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/400 "2018-05-02T21:39:34Z")
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