# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/401 "2018-05-02T23:09:43Z")
Do I need briquettes or is it gas? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/402 "2018-05-03T03:46:54Z")
And which of the dishes should I be the first to pass? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/403 "2018-05-03T04:06:36Z")
I can’t seem to catch up on sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/404 "2018-05-03T12:07:07Z")
up late watching the Road Runner (meep meep!) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/405 "2018-05-03T12:11:35Z")
Wile E. Coyote should sue that ACME ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/406 "2018-05-03T12:33:17Z")
I wonder if the company was unionized by AFSCME? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/407 "2018-05-03T13:54:06Z")
Unionization should be the least of their worries ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/408 "2018-05-03T22:04:24Z")
Now it’s bounced checks from Coyote Furries. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/409 "2018-05-03T22:44:10Z")
Sleep is over-rated, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/410 "2018-05-04T02:42:33Z")
So much to do - why hit the hay? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/411 "2018-05-04T04:36:55Z")
I can stay up for days. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/412 "2018-05-04T04:42:12Z")
Don’t know, in a haze. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/413 "2018-05-04T07:16:51Z")
I hope that haze ain’t purple. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/414 "2018-05-04T11:58:41Z")
Especially when there comes a whirlpool. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/415 "2018-05-07T02:46:55Z")
I prefer Maytag, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/416 "2018-05-08T20:40:26Z")
I Maytag if I run faster than you! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/417 "2018-05-11T05:45:57Z")
Not sure if burpo’s or Beck’s. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/418 "2018-05-11T06:19:15Z")
Oops, I forgot to rhyme. So you go next. (Next rhymes with Becks) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/419 "2018-05-11T15:11:32Z")
So why isn’t a dryer called a “drying machine”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/420 "2018-05-11T19:29:17Z")
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