# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/421 "2018-05-11T19:57:24Z")
Reminds me, I have laundry to fold. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/422 "2018-05-11T20:53:29Z")
I prefer doing that when it’s warm, not cold. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/423 "2018-05-11T22:02:28Z")
I am so bored when I have to match socks. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/424 "2018-05-11T22:52:53Z")
When you’re done with that, scrub the floor, Goldilocks! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/425 "2018-05-11T23:09:34Z")
You need to sweep, first. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/426 "2018-05-11T23:21:16Z")
Are you a fan of Fred Durst? ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/427 "2018-05-11T23:58:23Z")
Durst once cursed at Brittney Spears. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/428 "2018-05-12T06:16:51Z")
I think I’ll wait 'til the fog clears. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/429 "2018-05-12T06:18:48Z")
I cant believe i am up so late, again! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/430 "2018-05-13T02:42:00Z")
And yet you have time to sing “It’s Raining Men!” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/431 "2018-05-13T04:38:23Z")
Happy Mother’s Day, y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/432 "2018-05-13T05:22:12Z")
Yay! Moms day. We’re gonna have a ball! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/433 "2018-05-13T12:55:21Z")
Wonder what Barron gave to Melania? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/434 "2018-05-13T16:43:18Z")
Maybe crumpets and Te-a? (Sorry)😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/435 "2018-05-13T17:43:51Z")
I mowed the lawn and took a bath ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/436 "2018-05-13T21:42:52Z")
Now it’s time to read and do some math ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/437 "2018-05-13T21:45:34Z")
I am way too lazy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/438 "2018-05-13T22:07:05Z")
And this day’s gotten too crazy ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/439 "2018-05-14T02:54:10Z")
Maybe tomorrow I’ll exercise. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/440 "2018-05-14T16:34:17Z")
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