# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/441 "2018-05-14T16:38:23Z")
I am harvesting greens in my garden. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/442 "2018-05-14T17:00:48Z")
Soon it will be a latter-day Arden! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/443 "2018-05-15T09:43:06Z")
I’ll get some tomatoes in my garden soon. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/444 "2018-05-16T15:43:02Z")
The mockingbirds took ours. Or was it a loon? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/445 "2018-05-16T15:48:58Z")
My tomato plants are blooming. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/446 "2018-05-16T18:25:46Z")
Soon in sauce we’ll be consuming ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/447 "2018-05-16T22:31:01Z")
Can’t wait to harvest the meatball tree. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/448 "2018-05-16T23:14:19Z")
Then Pasta, it will be! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/449 "2018-05-17T11:21:08Z")
Now the garlic bread is toasted ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/450 "2018-05-18T05:21:22Z")
The meal will indeed be well-hosted. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/451 "2018-05-18T05:31:59Z")
What wine? Is the question. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/452 "2018-05-18T14:06:36Z")
Choose the Chianti, it’s the best 'un. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/453 "2018-05-18T14:25:02Z")
Is it possible to be ninjaed about a bottle of wine? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/454 "2018-05-18T14:39:51Z")
Not to worry; you’re doing just fine. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/455 "2018-05-18T15:00:27Z")
And, after dinner, there’ll be a torte. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/456 "2018-05-18T16:02:48Z")
I wonder, will it be served by Gort? [![](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120420142817/monstermovies/images/b/bf/Gort.jpg) ](http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120420142817/monstermovies/images/b/bf/Gort.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/457 "2018-05-18T19:26:22Z")
For help, say “Klaatu barada nikto.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/458 "2018-05-18T19:55:27Z")
I was on to you from the get-go! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/459 "2018-05-19T00:46:19Z")
Friday night and I’m _sigh_ on The Dope. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/460 "2018-05-19T00:51:01Z")
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