# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/461 "2018-05-19T01:17:20Z")
Thank goodness, I was afraid you got lost. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/462 "2018-05-19T01:46:43Z")
Trapped in the traffic or at sea tempest-tossed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/463 "2018-05-19T03:57:50Z")
Tomorrow morning I’ll be up before dawn ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/464 "2018-05-19T04:20:56Z")
Then I say without doubt see y’all 'fore too long. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/465 "2018-05-19T16:37:56Z")
There’s an eight o’clock in the _morning_, now? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/466 "2018-05-20T13:10:40Z")
As well as a nine o’clock and a ten o’clock. YOW! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/467 "2018-05-20T13:22:54Z")
It reminds me why I’m glad I’m retired. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/468 "2018-05-20T16:44:35Z")
And that’s something from which you’ll never be fired! ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/469 "2018-05-20T17:25:08Z")
Just give 'em time my fine lad, ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/470 "2018-05-20T18:15:32Z")
You are just soooo bad! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/471 "2018-05-20T22:24:18Z")
Time to work on my latest creation: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/472 "2018-05-21T03:01:31Z")
I’m hoping it doesn’t give us all palpitations. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/473 "2018-05-21T03:14:22Z")
I am on pins and needles! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/474 "2018-05-21T05:42:55Z")
I’m bored and it’s making me dull. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/475 "2018-05-22T19:51:06Z")
- huh? Skip a rhyme? \* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/476 "2018-05-23T00:20:22Z")
It’s about time. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/477 "2018-05-23T15:59:46Z")
There’s a camel on TV who talks about Hump Day. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/478 "2018-05-23T18:07:04Z")
Hump day?Right! this feels more like Slump Day! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/479 "2018-05-23T18:39:36Z")
Wednesday is a day like no other ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/480 "2018-05-23T19:40:22Z")
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