# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/481 "2018-05-23T19:41:59Z")
Never mind, I screwed up the rhyme… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/482 "2018-05-23T20:35:44Z")
Oh, brother, I didn’t get here in time. ( you will notice brother and other do rhyme) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/483 "2018-05-23T22:05:31Z")
So does mother, and another, but not bother ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/484 "2018-05-24T03:57:50Z")
And with bother, you could rhyme with father ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/485 "2018-05-24T04:43:40Z")
Well, I call uncle. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/486 "2018-05-24T12:16:54Z")
Eh, your aunt’s a carbuncle. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/487 "2018-05-24T15:24:02Z")
My aunt’s carbuncle twice removed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/488 "2018-05-24T15:28:13Z")
I’m sure her doctor and genealogist both approved ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/489 "2018-05-28T07:24:52Z")
My doctor got his sheepskin in Honduras. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/490 "2018-05-29T16:26:34Z")
And then was abducted by trav’lers from Arcturus. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/491 "2018-05-29T17:00:36Z")
The jet lag was the worst part ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/492 "2018-05-29T18:05:43Z")
Even worse than working at K-Mart ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/493 "2018-05-29T18:14:34Z")
I prefer Target. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/494 "2018-05-29T18:24:23Z")
Sometimes I wanna shop, and sometimes I just say f–k it ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/495 "2018-05-29T19:42:30Z")
Fark is a website made by Drew Curtis. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/496 "2018-05-29T19:55:03Z")
(We didn’t want to like it; he had to convert us.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/497 "2018-05-29T21:16:14Z")
Remember the old Five & Dimes? ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/498 "2018-05-30T00:25:48Z")
OH, man those were good times ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/499 "2018-05-30T01:22:12Z")
Could smell the cashews from a block away. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/500 "2018-05-30T02:10:49Z")
Oh I had forgotten about the warm cashews. I forgot to rhyme. Oy vey! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=26)