# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/501 "2018-05-30T03:50:53Z")
I’ve always liked Jewish humor ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/502 "2018-05-30T06:41:16Z")
Laughter seems to benefit my tumor. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/503 "2018-05-30T07:00:44Z")
I hope you’re also taking your medications. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/504 "2018-05-30T15:27:13Z")
And taking part in political demonstrations! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/505 "2018-05-30T17:37:08Z")
So, I hear _Roseanne’s_ been cancelled, ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/506 "2018-05-30T19:35:10Z")
because she’s quite the tweet-storming damsel. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/507 "2018-05-30T20:40:46Z")
Can you imagine blaming your tweet on drugs? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/508 "2018-05-30T20:49:13Z")
Better than blaming those dastardly thugs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/509 "2018-05-31T04:34:45Z")
Twitter oft seems more trouble than it’s worth ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/510 "2018-05-31T16:51:20Z")
The app that broadcasts one’s thoughts is the true scourge of Earth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/511 "2018-05-31T18:22:42Z")
It just doesn’t feel like Thursday now ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/512 "2018-05-31T19:09:14Z")
Hey man, don’t have a cow ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/513 "2018-05-31T19:10:10Z")
I suppose you must be quoting Bart ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/514 "2018-05-31T19:59:51Z")
I am off to library to do my part. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/515 "2018-06-01T06:42:29Z")
I managed at last to do some yoga today. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/516 "2018-06-01T12:27:33Z")
Why must you always be that way? ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/517 "2018-06-03T01:59:44Z")
'cause my final days aren’t far away ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/518 "2018-06-03T02:26:57Z")
It was much cooler in May. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/519 "2018-06-03T02:59:05Z")
Oddly, in my area, it’s usually cooler in June. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/520 "2018-06-03T06:12:52Z")
For a break, I’d like to trip to the moon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696.md?page=27)