# How was your day? In rhyming couplets. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 3, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696 "2018-04-03T06:38:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/581 "2018-06-12T04:11:03Z")
There’s a talking horse? I must read that. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/582 "2018-06-12T06:06:48Z")
Sometimes I wish I had a baseball bat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/583 "2018-06-12T09:38:35Z")
I wish the Blue Jays had batting power. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/584 "2018-06-12T12:28:47Z")
IWhy am I awake? I slept about an hour. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/585 "2018-06-12T14:02:13Z")
Maybe it’s that flashing neon. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/586 "2018-06-12T14:07:00Z")
Dunno, but my fridge needs some freon. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/587 "2018-06-12T20:45:02Z")
Better sour milk than chemical danger ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/588 "2018-06-12T21:36:33Z")
Other foods could turn into something stranger. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/589 "2018-06-12T22:14:04Z")
Mutant foods will doom us all! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/590 "2018-06-12T22:40:43Z")
Imagine celery growing ten feet tall! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/591 "2018-06-13T02:03:41Z")
They will stalk us in the night. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/592 "2018-06-13T02:16:31Z")
I need to sleep, so that would bite. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/593 "2018-06-13T02:18:22Z")
Nightmares hold for me night terrors ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/594 "2018-06-13T02:56:05Z")
And when I do my taxes, many math errors. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/595 "2018-06-13T12:52:31Z")
The IRS loves sending me letters. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/596 "2018-06-13T13:15:18Z")
But I’d rather be playing with my Irish Setters! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/597 "2018-06-13T14:06:29Z")
Does are great, but what about fleas? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/598 "2018-06-13T14:56:30Z")
I hear they won’t bite you if you just say please. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/599 "2018-06-13T17:09:19Z")
That is certain to be an urban myth. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-was-your-day-in-rhyming-couplets/811696/600 "2018-06-13T18:15:34Z")
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